jumiber j. jellyfeesh ✨🌈🦄

WE HAD THE LEFTOVERS FOR DINNER THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DOGS IN ME I GOT THAT DOG AND THAT DOG AND THAT DOG AND THAT DOG ♾️ IN ME

holy fuck this is the dankest shit i’ve had since i’ve been in minnesota lmao, this high is incredible????????

sitting on the porch sippin on a juice box and flavor blastin my brain cells with thc, i fuckin love my life

finally done with this dog ass of a day AND i got some good weed from a friend, time to go home and get blitzed outta my mind and spend time with my favorite person 💜💚✨

*taps the sign*

what a gentleman!

i took a couple of these to work for lunch and omg they are still so good even heated up in the microwave omg

why is the underwire in this bra so squeaky and creaky??? every time i move it sounds like an old wooden ship in high seas. my tiddies ain’t big enough to be causing that kind of sound lmao

that is probably right!

today has been plagued by tech issues and rude patients but i have three days off this week (wednesday, thursday, and saturday) and that is keeping me going!!!

i dunno why this post is doing numbers lol

trying to make 2026 the year i see as many of my long distance friends as possible. at the end of next month, @slimeyjade.bsky.social & @trashbatchar.bsky.social will be visiting us and now making plans to see a bunch of friends at the end of May. i’m so excited to give all my favorite people hugs!!

i found a really nice dress from torrid when we went thrifting a couple months ago and i’m wearing it to work for the first time and I JUST DISCOVERED IT HAS POCKETS!!!!!!!!

i ate a lot of hot dogs today

my fav song is "the laundry is done song" by samsung washing machine

our man @aloxvt.vtubers.social done done it again! he made a delicious bread dough to wrap around hot dogs! one batch is plain hot dogs and the other batch has jalapeños and cheese!

*holds up a woman* i just think they’re neat!

as i was typing this out i read your post out loud to @aloxvt.vtubers.social and he said “i love this for her” lmao

I LOVE THIS FOR YOU

this is the way

god the weather is so fucking perfect today and alox & i are out running errands, living our best lives

fingers crossed!! 🤞🏻 but yeah with the way the world is these days it’s understandable for it not to be thyroid and be just stress response too. but i suspect it’s a little bit of both and meds could help a little bit

totally understandable! love you Mommet!

happy international women's day! trans women are women. hope that helps!

i’ve lived in minnesota for eight months as of today and now i can’t imagine living anywhere else

Emotional Support Mina

it could be both!

my mom wrote a bunch of poems about juniper trees in the 90s and one of them won her a couple awards and i thought she would really like that i named myself juniper in her honor

don't be keyshaming

you still reached it! many could never! steep in the glory!