How do you fumble Carly Simon?

You know this is the WBC, right?

Werd

He threw the La-lob eephus pitch.

This is a very niche gripe

This is pure fantasy

Sadly the only thing that will turn people against this piece of shit is several bad 401k statements in a row

The silver lining is we’ll get 3 rate cuts apparently.

"We are prepared to offer you a salary of 60000 a year"

"What if six were nine?"

Trumptard

International waters. Are they still claiming this isn't a war?

In the grand scheme of presidents? Eisenhower was a giant of a man. Yes he had faults. But he had a brain and a heart

Eisenhower had his faults, but I believe he should be in the conversation as one of our greatest presidents.

I don’t know what happens after we die, but I am certain that dogs have something to do with it.

What about the kid with the Belushi eye?

I wonder if airmen, personnel at nearby bases that were struck, or SOF on the ground?

Weighed a buck fifity wet

Well Kamala had a weird (authentic) laugh. So theres that.

and the '94 expos 😮

Send in the Board of Peace

I've never lost a minute of sleep over a TV series

Make some chili. You'll use them all

A western-made show that, besides being fantastic, was based largely on Soviet film footage.

Gloria Gaynor

Didn’t they use it when Charlie sheen and Darryl Hannah were house shopping?

I’m re-watching Mad Men and I really think it was a missed opportunity to not cast Jessica Pare’ as Freddy Mercury in Bohemian Rhapsody. Serious post

We have to stop them from taking our right to own dogs away.

Absolutely no one denying them their flowers

Some day this wars gonna end..

Perfectly done bacon