Fannie Spanker, author (she/her)

do woman-presenting AMAB agenderfluid gnc folk who wear suits as often as they wear dresses count as "trans men"?

(except for, y'know, the fact that these particular glasses have a million capitalism-induced privacy problems associated with them. much better to have something open source...)

how about forming strong connections and receiving egalitarian treatment?

yep. with a world navy, the united nations space command.

Florida’s Board of Governors is made up of “political appointees from the business world, from insurance executives to roofing contractors, who are dictating how professors must teach their courses and even providing state-created textbooks for doing so.”

My new piece in @truthout.bsky.social

and the masterchief is from the planet eridanus, raised/indoctrinated/trained on the planet reach, and employed/owned by the unified earth government, not the united states

Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."

Israel's System of Segregated Roads in the Occupied Palestinian Territories

How dare you call this segregation btw

ofc those pervert glasses would come in pretty handy when you're recording law enforcement. cops have no way of knowing whether the camera is rolling, and justifying the seizure of a pair of eyeglasses (assuming they're prescription) is (slightly) more complicated than the seizure of a phone.

The front cover illustration for the novel Hardboiled Whore, featuring the protagonist—a fluffy redhead lady—in a tight black dress, fishnets, and a cat ear headband, posing with a pistol (like a badass with good trigger discipline) in front of a neon-illuminated sign reading "Torrey Pines Hotel".

my recent flurry of self-promotion is not apropos of nought; the sizzling new cover for Hardboiled Whore (my erotic crime novel I won't shut up about) brought to you by the talented @dirkhooper.bsky.social, has debuted on fanniespanker.com; I'm very excited, enough to log back into bsky to share it.

Abstract Traditional vaccines target specific pathogens, limiting their scope against diverse respiratory threats. We describe an intranasal liposomal formulation combining toll-like receptor (TLR) 4 and 7/8 ligands with a model antigen, ovalbumin, that provided broad, durable protection in mice for at least 3 months against infection with SARS-CoV-2 and Staphylococcus aureus. In addition, the vaccine protected mice from other viruses (SARS-CoV-2, SARS, SCH014 coronavirus), bacteria (Acinetobacter baumanni), and allergens. Protection was mediated by persistent ovalbumin-specific CD4+ and CD&+ memory T cells that imprinted alveolar macrophages (AMs), enhancing antigen presentation and antiviral immunity. Following infection, vaccinated mice mounted rapid pathogen-specific T cell and antibody responses and formed ectopic lymphoid structures in the lung. These results reveal a class of "universal vaccines" against diverse respiratory threats.

The study has been published in Science. YES, it is PEER-REVIEWED.
• www.science.org/doi/10.1126/...

NOTE: THIS IS PRECLINICAL.

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GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.

move slow and repair things

why are you asking for a refund when you could be asking for overtime?

Judging from the prose, the Pentagon appears to be using AI to announce the death of soldiers. If it’s not AI, it’s a person who simply does not care.

each of these statements is true, both independently as well as together.

“What is a woman?”

1. A person’s gender is completely irrelevant except to themself, their close friends and family, & sometimes their doctor

2. A woman is who she says she is

I do not like this gen AI
I do not like what it implies
I do not want it in my art
I do not think it makes you smart
I do not want it in my games
I do not like its goals and aims
I do not want it in my books
I do not like the way it looks
I do not like it, I don't care
I do not want it anywhere

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

I definitely feel like I was told what my gender meant to me when I was a kid at church, and I was also not that version of cisgender, either.

We have a number of versions of cisgender, not just one.

so I'm developing this impression that American southerners look down on cultures who have a tendency not to greet every person whose path they cross? is that correct?

i heard from a talking dog who heard from their estranged cousin who heard from a hallucination of elong musk that tesla plans to prevent muskmobile owners from letting others drive their cars unless they pay a monthly subscription. this is not a malicious rumor designed to make tesla sound bad,

Comic. [Person 1 talking to a person with shoulder-length hair and a person with a white hat.] PERSON 1: I would never get an electric vehicle. Sure, they sound great, but what do you do if the battery runs out of charge? [caption] I felt pretty silly when someone finally explained tome that EVs are rechargeable.

Electric Vehicles

xkcd.com/3214/

has anyone ever laughed at something that was perfectly joke-shaped with strong setup and a pithy punchline, but its unpleasant on the inside like a piñata full of mustard gas?

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

Charred pot residues reveal prehistoric Europeans' surprisingly complex cuisines Thousands of years ago, European communities used a variety of plant and animal products to create elaborate meals, according to a study published in the open-access journal PLOS One by Lara González ...

"Each culture had their own complex culinary traditions."

Let's say it again: they were just as smart, as innovative and creative as we are.

#Unlearn ideas of "primitive life"
phys.org/news/2026-03...

Boobie mousepad of shirtless Al but it's just a normal completely flat mousepad. Is this anything

(which is a sneaky way of saying "such as Hardboiled Whore, available on fanniespanker.com ")

read queer bdsm erotica about praxis in institutional reform and community reparation

Tweets about people asking Grok which president told the most lies.

Bahahaha. 😁😏

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