🇱🇻 Gez Campbell-Smith 🇱🇻

a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk . Alt: Alan Partridge making an ironic "bothered" face. Cashback.

Oh no, someone I've never met, spoken to, messaged or heard of could mute me if I talk about something she doesn't like.

I hope you're being paid by the minute for your appearance tonight. You're the star of the show with the hat!

If ever a picture sums up a miserable season, this is it. For Aberdeen 25/26, we've had Hearts 24/25 as well as Hearts 19/20. Between Aberdeen, Hearts and Hibs, the 3 biggest Scottish clubs behind the ugly sisters, without fail, in any one season, at least one of us makes an arse of ourselves.

An account of Trump physically abusing a 13-year-old girl, after he tried to force her to perform a sex act, and she resisted.

Especially those that indulge in this form of abuse.

If we've upset him we're doing the right thing. Hopefully we learned from the Savile era not to protect a known child rapist and his fellow abusers, whatever level of government they currently occupy. Especially a child rapist who then bombs them.

He is multi-lingual. He also speaks absolute lying bollocks and total shite fluently.

Tremendous entertainment from Aberdeen so far.

Ha! You're about as alternative as Channel 4!

A pity, as we've had Belgians winning it for the past 5 years, which has been a lot of fun.

The punchbag for 3.99 seems better value.

A coffee and a doughnut, with a walk along Southend Pier, is the most I can afford. We could go on the pier train, and bunk the fare, if you want to live a little dangerously, though.

I've little doubt he's going to nuke Iran.

Guess the odd one out. Which one didn't bother with trivial things like Congress?

4th was not on his, I'm sure. When he put down his 173.6 mph average, I was thinking "Okay, so there's the back of the grid outlier, midfield will be 175+, pole possiby 177+".

Another example of me knowing far less about motorsport than I think I do.

F3 doing their tribute to the Dustin Hoffman and Meryl Streep film (with a dash of Catherine Zeta Jones's Crash).

Prema vs Prema.

Definitely the closest drink to its full alcohol counterpart.

a man in a green jacket and tie is sitting at a table in a restaurant . Alt: Alan Partridge shrugs.

My responde when I've done the same.

The first 20 years are the worst but it gets a lot easier when they move out.

That's an insult to 8-year-old vegetables.

Cadillac will be battling with the nerve damaging Aston Martin for slowest on the grid so that's 17th and 18th at worse case scenario. You just know Ferrari and Alpine will somehow mess things up, too, then all of a sudden you're in the midfield mix for a points finish!

Evan Almighty.

I never knew there were rugby sides across the pond.

To be fair to them, USA tend to be utter shite at any team sport the rest of the world plays, so they have to be insufferable pricks in the ones where their professional league is the only one on the planet. Losing 2-1 to no-hopers Iran at the 1998 World Cup was particularly enjoyable.

Sky Sports have drawn my attention away from F1 by putting on Motherwell v Hibs for about the 200th time. And each time I see it, I still don't think Hibs can possibly throw away a 6-2 lead halfway through the second half.

A roaring fire in the Tynecastle Arms pub.

£3 for a beer in the Tynecastle Arms at the weekend. They also have this during the colder evenings. And, of course, a lot more chat this season than, say, probably the last 40 years.

I will. But then, in my lifetime, I've voted in 3 general elections out of 10 for parties that eventually formed a government, and only then 1 of them was because I was friends with the MP who consistently voted against his own party. None in the past 25 years. Which shows I dislike them equally!

Rosberg only if they call him Britney throughout. It was a tremendous mini-strop 2 or 3 years ago when a kid called him that then, when told to apologise, said "Sorry, Britney."

I guess the advantage of being held hostage is that you know at some point there might be a chance of being released.

Thank you for your insight into a minority UK political party. About as much accuracy and truth in your contribution as the average Truth Social post.