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the smart mark complains about jey uso getting a push instead of la knight

the wise mark does not know who those guys are

Hundred Eyes Dragon with googly eyes

Fuck it got deleted NO!!

I just got one of those spam posts directed at me with the opener being:
"Hello Dishwasher"

AND I DID NOT SCREEN SNAP IT

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

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"You got this, Nintendo! Think about it, this US Government guy's no different from those... those EMULATORS! Yeah! He's been emulating economic inflation for over a year now! Cutting into YOUR sales! Are you gonna just take that lying down? No?! THEN GET OUT THERE AND TWIST HIS FUCKING DICK OFF!!!"

the new pokemon starters go crazy

I'm so tired man 😔 we are truly fucked as a country. Not only do I blame those in govt, I also blame the average NZer who was braindead and/or evil enough to vote these demons in.

Me looking cool as hell in the bottom right with the cheese cape fighting "Brutus" a new cow boss in OSRS

Trying to relax this evening the only way my brain knows to. Going to0 deep into a 1/1000 droprate grind in Old School. This is healthy I promise. 500+ kills in. Surely won't go over 1000 right....

Any renter could become unhoused for any reason, or no reason at all, landlords have that power. Some of us might have friends or family who could help, or savings to fall back on, but many don’t.
I’m a well-spoken Pākeha with good credit and great references, and I’ve found it hard to get a place..

@thegibs.bsky.social

Image of Japanese pro wrestler Rikidozan

The literal meaning of Powerload Ogre is the literal translation of Japanese Wrestling Titan, Rikidozan (Power Road Mountain). Powerload is even doing Rikidozan's signature "chop" in its art.

I never realized this was Rikidozan!! God this archetype WHIPS

The Yugioh card "Gouki Thunder Ogre"

Picture of Jushin Thunder Liger

Gouki being references to Pro Wrestlers and pro wrestling moves will live rent free in my head forever

it’s insane that a decade ago we all agreed that giving mass shooters the attention they desired was a bad thing but now because rightwingers will quite literally lie about the shooter every single time we all have to be acutely aware of the shooters intentions and ideology

also mark mitchell saying "let scientists work on that" while you've cut their funding and ignored their advice, shut the fuck up mark you murderer.

It looks like only Luxon is saying "politics shouldn't be involved in infrastructure" despite that being the role of government, which makes it explicitly political.

What Luxon means is that he doesn't want to be blamed for the government continuing to ignore climate change.

You can say "Lets leave politics out of this" When your trying to keep a dinner table cordial. Not with LITERAL GOVERNMENT PLANNING

I THINK THIS SHOULD BE AN IMMEDIATE DISQUALIFICATION TO BE A POLITICIAN! "Lets leave X type of planning out of Politics..." KISS MY ASS YOU SPINELESS CUNTS

THE GOAT

Steel yourselves - the Harry Potter Universes Beyond is inevitable. It will start with a Secret Lair and sell out in nanoseconds, then blossom into a main set.

To assist those of you that play MTG, I will pre-write some excuses for you. When (not IF) it happens, feel free to use them.

Duck Duck Go Search "Did the people who put Jesus Christ on the cross go to hell?"

Did the people who put Jesus Christ on the cross go to hell?

Post a banger not in English

Obligatory NZ easy-mode pick:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tq2K...

LOOK GARY THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM!!

This gave me a visceral reaction

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This is my being annoyed specialist subject because the "savings" the government keep banging on about are

- worse infrastructure
- taking longer to build
- costs more for less
- will require more disruption
- doesn't do the whole job

Its a classic political fuck up of a project.

IT'S FEBRUARY 2026.

THE RAIL ENABLED HYUNDAI FERRIES FOR I REX WERE MEANT TO ARRIVE BY NOW.

Instead we have no rail enabled ferries, the two we have are clunky as fuck, and there will be no replacement ferries until 2029 at the earliest.