your new god (she/her/it) 🏳️‍⚧️

i get the way i talk about shit is stupid but omg guys i'm tired of having to be smart. i don't wanna have an ideologically perfect theology of self i just wanna suck dick

writing "ceci n'est pas un pénis" on my girldick to demonstrate the treachery of images

cis guys dreaming of dating trans women so they can finally date a girl who's "one of the guys," not realizing they are getting themselves into the most complicated pussy imaginable

"it's an unstoppable play it should be banned" okay so use it? what's stopping you? oh it's because it only works for the eagles... so it's not an unstoppable play they're just better than you

in a shocking turn of events and one that is sure to confuse my followers I've actually been obsessed with football for months so here are my thoughts about the tush push bc all of you are being dumb:

he just says 32-25-34 idk what to tell ya

liberal white women try not to make our passport issue about yourself challenge level: impossible

corpse got us all into growl rap for like a year and now all of you freaks read fairy porn

significance tests ruined everything. This is just data point astrology what the fuck

i know that my account is very unserious but i really am actually in love with you

u fuckers are gonna kill me and then ur gonna blame me for it if u even acknowledge it at all. fuck u

i can be strong, i can handle so much. but i have to have my face. i cant do it like this

when i get one more followers im gonna scam u all with a memecoin and make one hundred whole dollars just you wait

"straight trans girls are assimilationist and privileged due to comphet" congratulations you've reinvented HSTS

anita bryant is dead who's up to give me a creampie

if someone were to call a cis woman a man, or mannish, everyone would recognize that as a degrading, misogynistic outburst. but if they did that to a trans woman, suddenly we have to talk about whether society sees us as women or men, and it has to be this complex, nuanced thing. but it's an insult!

me and the girls gathering around this post like it's a campfire

like if u wanna talk about the thoughts that trans women have when they cum and which ones reinforce the patriarchy and which dont im gonna think that's a little weird. its like ur trying to give trannies ocd over their own sexualities and that's fucked up

yay i love you like achilles loved patroclus if u wanted i'll i'll myself

i may not be a brother anymore but i'm still a bro, and what kind of bro would i be if i didn't help another bro hook up with his aunt

i refuse my posts are peak that's why i have two followers

me when u call me a slur

blowing out ur birthday candles n stealing ur wish but i do it for mormon luce

staying up past your bedtime is an act of liberation. the sunlight is like fire on my skin and i crave the cold kiss of starlight

apparently a lot of people just joined this app which means there's so many more people for me to develop parasocial relationships with

my deepest shame is that i run an evangelion stan account on tik tok (you'll never find me)

will kamala pay for my bottom surgery if i go to prison?

gargle my balls business bitch