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@dex.nullpat.ch

Big hearted fluffdragon, (fictional) ex-90s platformer mascot, & #sysadmin (~~helpdesk~~ operations). 30+, they/it/she, plural, Ξ˜Ξ”

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heading to bed.

about 16 hours until flight home.

11.03.2026 06:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

fun thing about the thought of being a giant inanimate statue is that without naming names, some of you would still throw yourselves at my paws

11.03.2026 06:24 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Macro march... <3

01.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 2126 πŸ” 421 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 0

i want to see your painting of my paws first <3

11.03.2026 06:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'll do what I can, and I'm sure there'll be absolutely no Effects should things erupt.... <3

11.03.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

surprised, with how heavy your assets are...

well, i can certainly lend a hand for a stroke...

11.03.2026 05:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

and you got all the door ways remodelled recently too! just another expense!

11.03.2026 05:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

goodness, again?~

11.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"haha im not that gargoyle brained haha"
-> brain immediately beams the idea of gargoyles instinctively getting an impulse/desire to want to be admired like art and how that'd fuck up someone who just got tfed
"haha ough i hauve covid"

10.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 0

oh look, past us did the work bsky.app/profile/dex....

11.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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hands up if u got anxiety

11.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

shrink, i'm going to use you as a plush

11.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Max the kobold is standing on a giant hyena hand.

Max the kobold is standing on a giant hyena hand.

Welp, it's a little high, isn't it?

Have a last small coloured sketch for #MacroMarch with Alex the (big) hyena.

Feat. @dragonwhip.bsky.social

10.03.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 530 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

i don't have access to my full cohost archive at the moment but with all the gargoyle posting this week i am also thinking about a post i made there once with being a giant statue overlooking the city

11.03.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Talk about a real piece of art @miranii.bsky.social

#vuiart

11.03.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 344 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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TOO HOT FOR SUBSCRIBESTAR

look i know posting isnt praxis but im so fuckin tired of everything, i hope all the payment processors *have a nice time*

11.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Brushybrushybrushybrushybrushy

10.03.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 303 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 1
Digital drawing of an anthro robot dog panting and looking inquisitively at the viewer. Their face monitor displays a picture of a tennis ball and a question mark, and there are cutesy stickers pasted all over their body.

Digital drawing of an anthro robot dog panting and looking inquisitively at the viewer. Their face monitor displays a picture of a tennis ball and a question mark, and there are cutesy stickers pasted all over their body.

⚑Arf Arf!⚑

03.02.2026 07:38 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's still mar10 in this timezone (albeit not in my home one), who wants to draw me as an elephant

11.03.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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gaygoyled

10.03.2026 20:15 πŸ‘ 1044 πŸ” 219 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 0

*slams hands on table*

More affection in sizeplay! More kisses and gentle touches and loving embraces and the softness of someone who can hold you in their palm and you can trust them not to be too rough.

10.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 99 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 2
graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors.

Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text:
Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a
representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. 
I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves.
Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

graphic design shitpost: Stick figure of human leg with the knee labeled "monetizable knee"; stick figure of digitigrade leg, with the knee labeled "uncouth zoophile knee"; text: Ankle unrelated, "we are very smart" - payment processors. Separate graphic on other half - illustration of a doggy, text: Woof woof! I am a representational, animal-shaped character! A hot one, some might say. People are often attracted to me, which make sense - I am depicted with human-like behaviors, and am often drawn as a representation of idealized or exaggerated human experiences. I'm not just a talking dog - I can be a representation of the artist's aspiration to be more playful, more confident - or of something they already love about themselves. Animal-shaped characters have been a part of human expression as long as we have made art - and that tradition will outlive the powers which seek to control and divide us today. Er, grr bark, I mean.

Re: SubscribeStar banning sexual content with characters that don't have "human-like knee orientation" fsjdkldbh

Tried to shitpost and got carried away lol
subscribestar.adult/prohibited_c...

11.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 2438 πŸ” 890 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

I never posted my PS1 Memory Card icon... Fixing this... πŸ¦ŠπŸ’¦

11.03.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 25 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
close up of sinead’s upper torso. his huge titties are wrapped tight in a black crop top that says β€œi’m gayer than i look” in dark pink bubble letters, with purple plaid flannel open over the top and peculiarity shop necklace around neck with clay pendant on chunky chain with yellow/blue/red accent beads.

close up of sinead’s upper torso. his huge titties are wrapped tight in a black crop top that says β€œi’m gayer than i look” in dark pink bubble letters, with purple plaid flannel open over the top and peculiarity shop necklace around neck with clay pendant on chunky chain with yellow/blue/red accent beads.

hey it’s tuesday good lesbians morning πŸ’™βœ¨~

10.03.2026 17:30 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 28 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2

gotta get digi legs surgery in real life and soon

11.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 154 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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hes just happy to be there @vulxywal.mystian.art

10.03.2026 22:57 πŸ‘ 1674 πŸ” 453 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 1

somehow i haven't been an elephant yet....

11.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

how small are you right now?

11.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

how sad, you keep reforming at 23:59...

11.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A giant bat laying beside a city looking up at the night sky with his ear being used as the dish for a radio telescope.

A giant bat laying beside a city looking up at the night sky with his ear being used as the dish for a radio telescope.

When you got big ears, why not put them to work while you rest.

#KurriArt #MacroMarch #Throwback
Art by @magpiarts.bsky.social

11.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0