Every trans person is like "I knew something was up before I had the words to describe it and had to fight for this for years" and every transphobe is like "one conversation with a doctor could have convinced me to get the walrus surgery from the movie 'The Walrus'"
03.03.2026 23:26
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going through olympics withdrawl rn i need a new distraction
24.02.2026 00:28
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wailing emoji with the text:
ooooooooooooooooooooooooo
oooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooohhh
i'm soooooooo
hungryyy
slightly distorted wailing emoji with distorted text:
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
what do you mean dinner is at five pm
i will die that's sooooo late
oooooooooooo
ohhh
emoji is now even more smushed and has big eyes with tears welling with distorted text:
i have never been fed in my
entire life please sir
i am so hungry
please feed
meee
the crying wailing emoji is extremely distorted and pixelated with distorted text:
oooooooooooooohhh
i'm just a little kitty i'm so
hungry you never feed
me i must be the
hungriest kitty
in the world
ohhhh
my cat every day at 4 pm
17.02.2026 21:29
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the downside of real winter is of course the electric and gas bills, but they are a small price to pay to not have to live in the south
17.02.2026 04:00
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one of the neat benefits of living in a place with real winter is that this time of year the cold tap water is actually cold. I grew up with tap water that was at best slightly below room temperature but this is way better!
17.02.2026 04:00
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acab includes people with ring cameras
09.02.2026 14:29
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no progress on my goal of getting married this year, but by staying home all week and playing video games it's going to happen naturally
06.02.2026 15:27
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finally started heated rivalry but halfway through episode two I started saying "Roston Ruins" in a Scooby doo voice in my head whenever I saw the Boston team's logo and that kind of ruined it tbh
23.01.2026 04:37
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βeveryone hates you, you fuckin Americanβ idk what youβre talking about, I am a proud citizen of the greatest country in the world: PHILADELPHIA
21.01.2026 15:02
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A pair of signs indicating Dunkin' to the left and SEPTA to the right
which way western man?
19.01.2026 04:01
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they need to build a transit-accessible wegmans in the philly area
17.01.2026 05:02
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no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended
17.06.2025 16:25
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25 year old 38 year old reporting for duty
06.01.2026 04:47
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about to fall victim to one of the classic blunders ama (going to the grocery store on an empty stomach)
04.01.2026 19:33
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Itβs too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
02.01.2026 02:03
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The Sickos baby saying yes⦠goo goo ga ga⦠yes and kicking 2025 out)
(art by @wardsutton.bsky.social)
01.01.2026 05:03
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a wall adapter with a tiny little usb c port on an otherwise large adapter
another large wall adapter with a single lonely usb c port
this one's smaller but there's still pretty big difference
this one looks about average in the size differential between the usb c port and the size of the wall adapter
reshare if you agree wall adapters with a single USB C port have a surface area differential ratio that looks weird
18.12.2025 14:45
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It does happen just like they say: midnight strikes on your 25th birthday and you instantly are struck with the clarity of judgement that comes with having a fully developed frontal lobe
16.12.2025 05:09
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And as ebikes proliferate among casual cyclists (especially in those hilly areas where acoustic bikes aren't realistic for many folks), high speeds become ever easier to achieve, and "helmets are for those dorks in lycra" messaging becomes that much more dangerous
02.09.2025 18:30
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That said, I also think the flat terrain part is really key. I live in a hilly area where there are many grades exceeding 10%. Even on a "slow" bike, it's easy to reach 30+ mph on those descents. No amount of infrastructure would make it safe to ride helmetless at those speeds
02.09.2025 18:30
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Nowhere in North America does the Netherlands' combination of high-quality cycling infrastructure, cognizant and courteous drivers, low bike speeds, and flat terrain exist. Instead of playing a game of cope and spurning our helmets, we should focus on building that safe environment
02.09.2025 18:30
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Counterpoint: wearing a helmet for non-sport cycling sets a helpful example that a helmet can be a normal piece of everyday safety gear, akin to a seatbelt, instead of some piece of niche athletic equipment to be paired with a full lycra getup
02.09.2025 18:30
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itβs official, #JDVanceKilledThePope
21.04.2025 15:12
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ohhhhhhh so my mmr shot is the reason i can't get a girlfriend
17.04.2025 12:24
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repost is trans people should have free boneless wings
I love boneless wings :3
24.02.2025 16:51
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The plane that flipped over was in Canada and appears to be caused by high winds on the runway. Take a moment. Breathe.
17.02.2025 20:27
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i know three people who work in nuclear energy, and all three are trans women. what does this tell us about homer simpson?
14.02.2025 12:30
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11.02.2025 16:57
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the famous "LBGT: lets go birds transsexual" t-shirt by toxicfemme
now more than ever, it must be said: let's go birds transsexual
10.02.2025 17:16
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thusly,
10.02.2025 18:02
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