nobr

having a boyfriend is like having front row tickets to the boyfriend show

i have this giraffe lamp open in a tab right now also...

fine. ok.

what percentage of 20-30 years do yall think are able to reliably show up to a location at a time they agreed to

got the best neg of my life at my annual checkup today -
"Your veins are so beautiful... it's a shame they're so crooked..."

killing myself isn't enough - i need to be Annihilated

Haha good to see you. Yeah I've been good, just been wondering if I lack something fundamental that makes me human haha but what can you do 😜

my mom loves asking me if i'm cold when it's cold out, and i'm always like, "central heating exists???"

i always feel so rude whenever i'm in a 1-on-1 online meeting and i accidentally cut them by closing the window right as they say goodbye.

in the mood to complain... but things are going pretty well :/

a dumb bitch went to Japan again

watched decision to leave, which was the most romantic movie i've ever seen

love when someone uses "let's take this offline" in zoom meeting as "let's talk about this in a different online space than that current one".

checked my list of movies to check to discover that, at some point, i had simply written down "movies"

brb, killing myself

Something is Happening to Me.

Having a great time at the Tokyo Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Restaurant and Market

None of the other foreigners in Tokyo seem to realize that I'm enjoying Japan more deeply and authentically than they are 😔

There's a particular way that people will sometimes say "cool" or "nice" in response to you that gives you the feeling that you could have said literally anything and received the same response and it makes you wonder what purpose you occupy in either their lives or in that social situation.

I just walked past this (not my picture, just an example i found on Google) and it was the CUTEST THING I GAVE EVER SEEN

There's a few genres of hot people that are very ugly....

Just bought a gun in tokyo

Extremely charming to see two elementary school kids take the subway home after school, making origami together and giggling all the way

Ian's Is Still The Best Site For Tying Your Shoelaces Ian's Shoelace Site has been teaching people to tie their shoes for more than two decades. His knots are wonderful. But it is vulnerable to the forces tearing the internet apart.

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Underscores playing in the tokyo vegan Chinese restaurant???

might fuck around and become master of the blade idk

It's truly unbelievable how goated magfest is