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Kristi Noem Reassigned To Scarecrow Role At USDA

Kristi Noem Reassigned To Scarecrow Role At USDA https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-reassigned-to-scarecrow-role-at-usda/

Grogu approves

What if your real computer was a supersized Lego computer brick? You can print one yourself!

The “M2x2” is largely a 3D-printed case for a Mac Mini — one you can freely print at home yourself — but it’s not just a shell. It's outfitted with a 7-inch IPS touchscreen display, and a full array of additional ports and SD card reader thanks to an integrated USB-C hub.

Forgive those who expect them to never pay those out

So they stole it all

I got my Muppet pennies!!

Whaaa? I need these, they are outside the ride?

Kristi Noem… Noem… No’m gonna be working here no more, anyway.

So glad Ted Season 2 is out, literally insane show lol

ParkScope app now has a beta feature using on-device Apple Intelligence, pretty cool use of it to get quick info

It’s just really hard still and will cause the ice maker to scale, we buy the big 6 pack of jugs from Costco for $5.99 for ice maker and coffee maker, makes them both last longer

Go woke go record profits

This is gonna be the fastest attraction flip

Yeah I did this as well and got the GE profile ice maker, just gotta use the filtered water in Florida

ALERT: #GasPrices appear to be rising to:
$3.49/gal in #Florida
$3.49/gal in #Ohio
$3.59/gal in #Indiana
$3.79/gal in #Chicagoland
$3.19/gal in #DFW (TX)
$2.99/gal in #Houston
$3.19/gal in #Kentucky
$3.29/gal in #Georgia
This is a routine price cycle impacted via Iran situxn

I can’t believe this wasn’t a Nathan For You bit

lol 😬

BREAKING: The national average price of gasoline has risen to $3.262/gal- the highest level recorded during either of Trump’s terms in office, according to live GasBuddy data.

Don’t let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

For a guy that was famous for saying “You’re Fired!” he sure doesn’t do it enough

Man, Joey Chou might as well run Disney art gallery haha, he’s everywhere, he’s even got Lorcana cards in the latest set

Ask them how they feel about Ashli Babbitt and watch the hamster fall off the wheel

Can’t wait to see Hoppers next week, dang work schedule

Scar 420 parking text on the ground

Nice

My problem is she will be replaced with someone worse, no matter how impossible that seems

Don’t think they need the extra advertising

Love this for all the dualies that try to coal roll my EV

Tomorrow is the 12th anniversary of one of the most famous threads on WDWMagic forum, just reading the complaints in it now makes me laugh at all the things we just accept now lol forums.wdwmagic.com/threads/unma...

No, this is government overreach, also they are asking Dunkin to prove a negative