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Jez Humble

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Works on my machine! Author of some books on software, SRE, portfolio @ continuousdelivery.com. Previously lecturer @ UC Berkeley, 18F, ThoughtWorks. All tweets fictional. He / him. Ⓥ

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24.02.2026 00:11 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Alysa Liu released the pressure, reclaimed her joy and turned it into Olympic gold | Bryan Armen Graham After stepping away from figure skating, the US star climbed back on her own terms. Her journey culminated in a medal, but it was about much more than that

Her story is also super inspiring www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

21.02.2026 23:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Alysa Liu "Promise" 2026 U.S. Figure Skating Championships MUSIC ONLY NO COMMENTARY
Alysa Liu "Promise" 2026 U.S. Figure Skating Championships MUSIC ONLY NO COMMENTARY YouTube video by january park

2026 Olympic Gold figure skater Alysa Liu's work is so beautiful and joyful, take some time out of your day and watch this performance from the 2026 US figure skating championships: youtube.com/watch?v=9PTq.... What an absolute legend (and East Bay hero!)

21.02.2026 17:23 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
 This I got from my grandfather. He was a craftsman, and he gave me two precepts which as a writer I've not been able to get away from. One was always take as long as the job tells you to take, because the job will be there when you are not, and you don't want people to say, what fool did that? So I'm a very slow worker. The other precept was if the other chap can do the job, let him. In other words, do only what is uniquely yours.

This I got from my grandfather. He was a craftsman, and he gave me two precepts which as a writer I've not been able to get away from. One was always take as long as the job tells you to take, because the job will be there when you are not, and you don't want people to say, what fool did that? So I'm a very slow worker. The other precept was if the other chap can do the job, let him. In other words, do only what is uniquely yours.

Two precepts from an interview with Alan Garner: d.lib.rochester.edu/camelot/text...

19.10.2025 15:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Software Engineering Manager II, Site Reliability Engineering — Google Careers

My team is hiring an SRE manager, in person in San Francisco: www.google.com/about/career...

23.09.2025 17:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

08.09.2025 22:56 👍 31191 🔁 7830 💬 860 📌 1746

Anyone who wants the full story and context should read @sarahkendzior.bsky.social’s “Hiding in Plain Sight”. Read this excerpt from “Jane Doe v. Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey Epstein”

09.09.2025 04:00 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Anxiety of Learning Everyone touts learning organizations, but few actually exist. World-renowned psychologist Edgar H. Schein draws on decades of pioneering research to explain why.

Here is a good article. Teaser: “I believe that all learning is fundamentally coercive”. hbr.org/2002/03/the-...

04.09.2025 00:38 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 4

Only during postmortem review!

14.08.2025 11:05 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A change that will do exactly what the author intended and couldn’t possibly cause an outage

14.08.2025 10:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You're welcome! If anyone else wants a signed copy of the DevOps Handbook (while stocks last) DM me with a receipt for US$100+ (any currency) to any of these charities supporting Palestinians, dated today:

projecthope.org
islamic-relief.org/appeals/pale...
unrwa.org
pcrf.net
palestinercs.org/en

14.08.2025 01:41 👍 29 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 2
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a close up of a man 's face with a red light coming out of his eyes ALT: a close up of a man 's face with a red light coming out of his eyes

Live footage of me in today’s postmortem review where a developer described the behavior-changing code that they couldn’t be bothered to put behind a feature flag / experiment as a “refactoring” and everyone kicked off about how dangerous “refactorings” are

14.08.2025 01:17 👍 15 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

* Screenshot of the receipt is fine
* I am happy to do inscriptions, just let me know!
* I am happy to send internationally

03.08.2025 18:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Palestine Emergency Appeal Help Save Lives in Palestine — Islamic Relief Is on the Ground Providing Life-Saving Aid. Support vulnerable families today

I have 45 signed copies of the DevOps Handbook to give away. DM me with a receipt for US$100 or more (any currency!) to any of the following charities supporting Palestinians dated today with your address.

projecthope.org
islamic-relief.org/appeals/pale...
unrwa.org
pcrf.net
palestinercs.org/en

03.08.2025 18:00 👍 15 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 1
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A U.S. surgeon trying to have a “peer to peer” consultation with a doctor at a health insurance company who is hiding his identity as her patient gets denied coverage. And it gets worse from there. You have to see it to believe it.

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18.07.2025 12:37 👍 5851 🔁 2501 💬 242 📌 464

This sounds very sensible!

14.07.2025 13:44 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I love watching the corrupt Democratic Party establishment, along with their paymasters and enablers in the media, running around absolutely peeing their pants at the thought of Mamdani becoming Mayor of NYC. I cannot wait for him to win.

14.07.2025 06:53 👍 21 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0
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Quality of scientific papers questioned as academics ‘overwhelmed’ by the millions published Widespread mockery of AI-generated rat with giant penis in one paper brings problem to public attention

Science publishing is industry whose incentives are spectacularly misaligned, and AI is already being put to tremendous use exploiting them www.theguardian.com/science/2025...

14.07.2025 06:35 👍 1 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
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Is the staggeringly profitable business of scientific publishing bad for science? The long read: It is an industry like no other, with profit margins to rival Google – and it was created by one of Britain’s most notorious tycoons: Robert Maxwell

TIL that the behemoth that is the modern scientific publishing industry was created by Robert Maxwell (father of Ghislaine) www.theguardian.com/science/2017...

14.07.2025 06:21 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The corps like Publix that get mad about CIW & fair farm wages, it's not bc proper farm wages will put them out of business.

It's because they get upset when ANY workers get collective bargaining wins. It's just generic anti-labor politics- not an existential threat to their business.

13.07.2025 20:03 👍 752 🔁 124 💬 2 📌 2

Ex-farm worker here.

We need to talk about this whole "But a living wage for farm workers would spike the cost of food!" thing.

Not true AT ALL.

Y'all don't understand how fast experienced farm workers are.

The average tomato picker pulls 650lbs per hour.

At $20/hr, that's $0.03/lb for labor.

13.07.2025 20:03 👍 20301 🔁 6203 💬 516 📌 475

People are so ready to believe this shit that they're OK with pouring $160 billion into building a huge military operation that sweep migrants into internment camps, invades city parks bsky.app/profile/kenk..., and treats anyone who protests as an enemy adversary www.wired.com/story/dhs-te....

13.07.2025 17:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Also on crime: A National Institute of Justice funded study found undocumented immigrants were less than half as likely to be arrested as native-born U.S. citizens overall, as well as for violent crime: web.archive.org/web/20250128... (original article removed by current administration, of course).

13.07.2025 17:06 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
He Voted For Trump. It Cost Him His Job
He Voted For Trump. It Cost Him His Job YouTube video by More Perfect Union

So many believed the lie that immigrants will take their jobs & voted for 47 when really it's the GOP taking people's jobs & driving down wages to benefit huge, rent-seeking corporations. But why were you so ready to believe the lie? By @moreperfectunion.bsky.social www.youtube.com/watch?v=PlCj...

13.07.2025 16:52 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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An American Catastrophe The secret history of the U.S. government’s family-separation policy

When the first family separations of migrants happened under Pres. 45, one of the talking points was that it was being done to stop people trafficking. In fact, as this Pulitzer Prize winning investigation shows, it was done out of pure cruelty as a “deterrent” www.theatlantic.com/magazine/arc...

12.07.2025 21:26 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The destruction of Palestine is breaking the world | Moustafa Bayoumi The rules of the institutions that define our lives bend like reeds when it comes to Israel – so much that the whole global order is on the verge of collapse

“Any political system that prioritizes punishing those who protest genocide rather than stopping the killing has clearly exhausted itself.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-i...

06.07.2025 18:36 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Is that why the Apple campus is all curves?

23.06.2025 23:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank you so much for your kind words! ❤️ I’m very happy to hear my work has been helpful!

23.06.2025 14:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The ninth commandment would also like a word

22.06.2025 02:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Not that _that_ has stopped us before either!!

22.06.2025 02:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0