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The most interesting marine transportation system parody account in the world.

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“Expect delays.” – George Orwell

05.03.2026 23:22 👍 23 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

And we’ll send all the rest by train.

02.03.2026 23:40 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saltspring forward, Valdes back.

02.03.2026 21:42 👍 29 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Announcement: starting November 1st, we will remain permanently on Delayed Sailing Time (DST).

02.03.2026 21:14 👍 71 🔁 17 💬 3 📌 1

Back and forth
Back and forth
Back and forth
Sigh

27.02.2026 19:59 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

covfeefée

21.02.2026 00:57 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A fee for the fée!

20.02.2026 20:52 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reminder that as you approach the ticket booth, please have the little fee ready.

20.02.2026 19:26 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

AHOY THERE!

A FERRY THAT WANDERED AT DAWN,
WENT HITHER AND THITHER AND YON.
IT RATTLED AND ROARED,
AS SEAGULLS ALL SOARED,
THEN DOCKED ‘NAR THE BAR WHERE THE CAPTAIN HAD GONE!

19.02.2026 02:22 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Crossing hither, crossing thither
Nobody knows why or whither

18.02.2026 18:01 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0
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16.02.2026 20:31 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0
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We have resumed service on the Surrey—New West route.

15.02.2026 06:47 👍 32 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

The perfect Valentine’s gift: assorted chocolate-dipped clams!

14.02.2026 00:26 👍 26 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

Plodding to the ports and costs for transportation…

12.02.2026 07:12 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

We do need some stinkin’ bridges.

10.02.2026 02:31 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

To unpathed waters, undreamed shores…

07.02.2026 06:22 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 1
Preview
Province nixes Malahat widening through Goldstream Park The Ministry of Transportation and Transit says additional analysis is required to “understand the potential environmental impacts of the project.”

Coincidentally, we’ll be widening the MV Klitsa.

www.timescolonist.com/local-news/p...

06.02.2026 20:39 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Reminder to all our fellow boaters that it is illegal to dump Fraser Institute statistics into open water within three miles of shore.

05.02.2026 03:20 👍 85 🔁 23 💬 0 📌 4

Your attention please. Would the driver of the Crawler-Transporter please return to your vehicle.

04.02.2026 02:38 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Prego!!

04.02.2026 02:24 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Si.

04.02.2026 02:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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In space, no one can hear your car alarm.

03.02.2026 05:35 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

We have successfully fueled up our vessels with the cryogenic liquid ferry propellant.

03.02.2026 03:14 👍 25 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The latest Twitter poll indicates 82% of our passengers are very pleased with our fare prices and service levels.

27.01.2026 04:46 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Good to see it’s a larger ferry than ours.

24.01.2026 01:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There are so many perqs…

23.01.2026 02:59 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Who wants to join the Bored of BCFerrys?

23.01.2026 02:58 👍 33 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0
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AHOY THERE!

"Who exactly is accountable for B.C. Ferries? There’s plenty of data and stats in the B.C. Ferries CEO’s recent commentary. What’s missing is humility."

SUGGEST GIVING: @bcferrys A SHOT

LINKY FROM THE TIMES COLONIST OPTION SECTION:

www.timescolonist.co...

22.01.2026 21:00 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

We provide relief from gephyrophobia.

22.01.2026 03:37 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’d rather a bos’n be the boss.

21.01.2026 22:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0