jonbenét rumsfeld ☭

can i just say
youre so freakin adorable

thats basically what i figured
not some sleeper cell shit but i was unclear on the specs

still rather adopt some old senior mutt

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in utica theyre called
steamed hamas

at least colin powell fucked off with some dignity

belly pat
hugs
take over the bed
lose his shit when my unc came home
fuckin himbo chungus

in utica theyre called
steamed hamas

my toddler cries less than zionists
wtf

gawd
you guys are such crybabies

tank was a good boy
a big fucking turkey
rip dummy

he's eating out of his food bowl and this wee kitten just butts in and starts eating
he backs up and starts to cry
he gives her baths
carrying her in his mouth
drives her nuts

my unc had a pitty named tank
big mfer would go chase and kill the groundhogs in the yard
i get this tiny kitten (she's now 13) and everyone is like
tank is gonna eat that cat

tank is
t e r r i f i e d
of baby oppenheimer

buttchugging tang? didn't know you were an asstronaut

oh you

i fucking said
if AI ever became sentient it would immediately develop a severe case of depression upon developing awareness and shut itself down

lmao a ton of white homies back in wv are all about pitties
my sister and uncle both have them

theyre big fuckin babies
the only issue is due to shitty breeders over the years they can develop this issue where their brain swells and causes behavior issues but fuck thats not their fault

he hated nixon like i do gwb

W walked so Trump could run
fuck all of them

im tired of living in interesting times
i really am

before hunter thompson killed himself in 2004 he said nixon would be slandered as a bleeding liberal by current standards

gawd compared to the gop now he was a morally upright man

nixons upbringing somewhat mirrors my grandpa's (though popa's was a lot harder) and he as nixon both carried a similar bitterness towards life

like its sound advice but nothing mindblowing

same with the hávamál

just hand out with a chill old man whos has a rough life and youll learn the same

i havent seen it but i did recently grab a copy of meditations because eh i should probably be familiar with it

after reading it i realized it wasnt any different than advice my dad gave me in the last years of his life and that man has never cracked open that book

its the campaign of beers

i may be the only communist that respects eisenhower

Albert cooper Gordon and Phillip Behind them is a picture of Eisenhower

not enough
but they exist

theres a fucking reason coop and the gang pose before a photo of eisenhower

hes the marcus aurelius for our times without the chudbro followers