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just a bag of moons... she/her/queer/tired/disabled/acab extended lesbian cinematic universe Wearing more dinosaur clothing and making more eye contact than Minnesotans can handle. Takes no shit, suffers no fools. I live inside my own heart, Matt Damon

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EXCUSE ME WAIT ESPN DOESNT HAVE F1 THIS SEASON HELP HELP HELP @bozodeluxe.bsky.social is this true????

07.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PokΓ©mon go to the Court of International Trade

07.03.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's giving.

07.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

and calling it "mysterious" is so fucking weird! like... this is actually very well-trod medical territory! this would be very relatable to most readers of this article! everyone knows someone who had a rough go of it with covid!

07.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

it's VERY weird bc at the time, the Celtics (who he played for then) *said* it was covid! we all know it was covid!

07.03.2026 00:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm in for $100. Who's with me?

It's Friday evening! Almost time to go out for the night! Help out a family in need with a few bucks and then have a lovely evening.

06.03.2026 22:53 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

organizers are saying that it's especially helpful if people outside of Minnesota, maybe in a place that's not being hit that hard by ICE, can tap in!

06.03.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Kristaps Porzingis' 'mysterious' illness and the Warriors' uncertain future The Warriors traded for Porzingis on Feb. 4. He made his debut on Feb. 19 and has not played since.

the lengths theyre going to in order to not say "long covid" is really... something www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

06.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i just looked at a post that was about something happening in Ottawa and misread it as Owatonna

06.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Joke's on the economy I already don't have a job

06.03.2026 14:15 πŸ‘ 765 πŸ” 91 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 6

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 18289 πŸ” 4754 πŸ’¬ 210 πŸ“Œ 159

fuck, need this so bad

06.03.2026 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They should invent a kind of news that is good.

06.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Donate to AyΓΊdennos a reunir a una familia separada., organized by Samantha Chito Hola, me llamo Samantha. Mi esposo Jonathan fue arrestado. Γ‰l estΓ‘ detenido … Samantha Chito needs your support for AyΓΊdennos a reunir a una familia separada.

I know people are tapped out, but for anyone who still can, this incredibly sweet family needs help urgently as they try to appeal the detention of their husband/dad. We set the GFM up in a rush, so the harrowing details aren't all in there, but I can assure you that the need is urgent and real.

06.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

convinced this is the root of all our problems, tbh

06.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success

06.03.2026 15:55 πŸ‘ 9231 πŸ” 1726 πŸ’¬ 96 πŸ“Œ 115
Contact the Mayor Contact the Mayor's Office with your opinion or problem. Or, invite the Mayor to your event or meeting.

Imagine if you single handedly had the power to delay thousands of evictions & keep families in their homes. Jacob Frey can do that by signing what Council passed yesterday. Or he can help evict thousands of people with a veto.

Let him know what you would do: www.minneapolismn.gov/government/m...

06.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4
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I hope Pete Hegseth gets hegsethed, an as yet uncoined term denoting the terrible fate that awaits Pete Hegseth

04.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 138 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1
A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads β€˜Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads β€˜β€¦Today’.

A digitally drawn homage to the George Herriman comic strip Krazy Kat. Starting left of frame we see yellow Ignatz Mouse having just thrown a brick which is sailing across the center of the frame and in another instant will bash the oblivious Krazy Kat (a blue bipedal cartoon cat wearing a red scarf) in the back of the head as he walks innocently to the right. Everything is drawn in rough black pen and colored in pale washes. A speech bubble from Ignatz reads β€˜Maybe it will…’, the word ’Happen’ appears in the whooshing trail of the sailing brick, and a final speech bubble belonging to the Kat reads β€˜β€¦Today’.

06.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 1626 πŸ” 410 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 6
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I would argue that this is not WORSE than murdering a puppy but my god it is so much fucking weirder.

06.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 235 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
a screenshot of an article in Time magazine that features Trump talking about the current fuckshit he stated in Iran. The snipped bit reads:

"Asked whether Americans should be worried about retaliatory attacks at home, Trump acknowledges the possibility. 'I guess,' he says. 'But I think they’re worried about that all the time. We think about it all the time. We plan for it. But yeah, you know, we expect some things. Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die.'"

a screenshot of an article in Time magazine that features Trump talking about the current fuckshit he stated in Iran. The snipped bit reads: "Asked whether Americans should be worried about retaliatory attacks at home, Trump acknowledges the possibility. 'I guess,' he says. 'But I think they’re worried about that all the time. We think about it all the time. We plan for it. But yeah, you know, we expect some things. Like I said, some people will die. When you go to war, some people will die.'"

can! you! imagine! any other president! saying this???? and getting away with it????

06.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

meet virginia, imo, becomes tolerable if you pretend it's about a bro type having his mind blown by meeting a kickass lesbian for the very first time ever

06.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 23294 πŸ” 8923 πŸ’¬ 68 πŸ“Œ 190

WHOA!!!! Legit cannot wait to share this with my kids tomorrow!!!

06.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ugh, yes :(

06.03.2026 03:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I was a hegemony I would maybe not telegraph to the world that I am so hard up for weapons that I’m asking an underdog nation that’s been at war for years but who am I to say, I switched from majoring in International Relations to studying history so… shrug emoji.

06.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h β€’β€’β€’ My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

06.03.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 19650 πŸ” 4156 πŸ’¬ 730 πŸ“Œ 1100

and we totally had a natural exploration of your point: this book won't seem particularly interesting to *him* but it is to *me*. And there may someday be topics that grab him that I might not feel any kind of way about.

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