I feel like I need to get past how absolutely over Bryce Harper I am if I'm going to enjoy this season. But, man, is it hard.

If the Olympics has taught me anything this year, it's that I still fundamentally root for the USA. MAGA somehow hasn't destroyed that in me entirely. So I'm up at 8 to watch hockey. Go USA! (Except the Tkachuk brothers. They can get bent. Hope they get leveled in a particularly embarrassing way.)

It's been 24 hours and I already can't stand the chick singing in the Chevy commercial, and have vowed to never buy another Chevy in my life.

Maturing is getting hyped for a good footwork sequence.

I have it on through the NBC Sports app.

This may be the year NBC manages to commercial me right out of watching the Olympics. Hard enough to be rah rah USA these days, but cutting away from a guy in the 10 secs given to soak in their Olympic moment so 5 commercials can be shoved down our throats before the next guy is a bridge too far.

A man stands next to his car in freezing weather while getting gas. He is in New Jersey, which has full service gas stations.

Genuine question to the men folk. Why are you like this? It's 20 degrees out, and you are in the great state of New Jersey. There is NO reason for you to be standing outside of your car while you get gas.

Guess we hate Bo Bichette now. 🤷

I'm convinced one day Kyle Lowry is just going to show up dressed like a coach and everyone will just accept it and that will be how he ends his career as a player.

Okay, Gang. Here's the deal. I'm looking for work anyway, so I'll just roll up and be the new OC. But I will refer to Bluesky for all play designs and calls. Can't be worse, right? We'll OC by committee!

My fucking cats could call a better game than Patullo. And they're orange.

Does Jabari Walker look like he could be Issa Rae's brother, or am I just super high?

Thank you, friend! I appreciate your support during this endeavor! ❤️

A crocheted Eagles scarf and hat in white, Kelly green, and grey with retro Eagles patches

Well fam, that game was miserable. But at least my fingers only bled a little finishing this nonsense up for next Friday!

Beginning to suspect the whole third quarter thing might actually be a bit.

I'm making a scarf to wear to the Eagles/Bears game and I wanted it a bit on the long side, but because of the pattern I fear we are reaching Fourth Doctor lengths. 🙃

The kid who plays Rich in Welcome to Derry would have killed it in The Sandlot.

If Kyle Lowry plays 48 minutes all season, it will be worth it for the bench shots of him. 10/10 Would watch a split screen of him yapping and reacting.

I'm really enjoying watching Drummond play this year. They'll never make me hate Embiid, but it's good to see the team have fun playing without a sense of doom because he's out.

I'm too stoned for the Tobias Harris jumpscare

An orange cat sitting directly in front of a TV with the Sixers-Pistons game on behind him. The cat is clearly a dickhead.

If Chicken pills this during MNF, I'm going to have a cat up for grabs.

An orange cat named chicken laying twisted on his back.

I just think everyone should look at Chicken as his silly little tooth.

Nick Nurse obviously saw my skeet and is growing that shit back.

THANK FUCKING GOD! 💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵

If any Jersey folks want to make some calls to get out the vote for Mikie Sherrill today/tonight/tomorrow, shoot me a message! I have a script and the link for the app. You can do it from wherever you are!

Sometimes when I do my makeup, I will absolutely nail an eyebrow on the first go and realize I've already peaked for the day.

Okay. When the hell did Nick Nurse shave his goatee? If we lose, I'm blaming that.

Lol back in my day we used to trick or treat our way home from school! 😆

I don't care how this ends, just the fact that they managed to force overtime...The stupid Sixers got me again. I'm unironically in.

Two women at a Flyers game with the ice in the background. The woman on the left (me!) has an ancient, faded Flyers hat on.

@metal-witch.bsky.social and I are doing the Flyers/Sixers double header today. Realized my hat is older than anyone on the team. 😳