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Mellow the Bird

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Birb fursuiter | She/Her | 35/F/Chicago AuDHD | DID | ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ | Playing on Hard Mode Mathemagical Software Wizard in Big Big Tech ~Just an effervescently silly nerdy birdy~

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Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request
To: me

Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;;

Iโ€™m sorry to hear that youโ€™re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15.

According to our records,

1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a โ€œfinal breakโ€ on vis event report sheet. Iโ€™m also seeing that Ve ticked the โ€œUnilateralโ€ box, meaning it isnโ€™t contestable.
2. Our Salesforce shows you arenโ€™t close to any other polycule members

Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesnโ€™t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterpriseโ„ข seat), as well as O365โ„ข, Adobe CCโ„ข, and shell access on the Nix clusters. Weโ€™re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’œ

If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!)

โ€”-

Regards,
   ___ (๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธshe/her, UTC -5)
   Partner Infra Platform Experiences team

As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workdayโ„ข

New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account!

Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

Screenshot of an email: Subject: [PIPEXP-1192] Login Access Request To: me Good morning Kimberly! =^uwu^=;; Iโ€™m sorry to hear that youโ€™re having trouble logging into Jellyfin! It looks like your SSO account was indeed deactivated on 2025 Dec 15. According to our records, 1. On or about 2025 Nov 15, you were broken up with by ___, who noted this as a โ€œfinal breakโ€ on vis event report sheet. Iโ€™m also seeing that Ve ticked the โ€œUnilateralโ€ box, meaning it isnโ€™t contestable. 2. Our Salesforce shows you arenโ€™t close to any other polycule members Unfortunately, our solo-poly access policy doesnโ€™t allow us to extend resources to unpartnered members after the 30 day grace period following your break. This includes entertainment resources (Jellyfin / *darr / nzbget / Pornhub for Enterpriseโ„ข seat), as well as O365โ„ข, Adobe CCโ„ข, and shell access on the Nix clusters. Weโ€™re so sorry for your loss, cutie!! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’œ If you have any questions, you can reply to this email to generate another ticket, or you can contact zzzoeee@ from our Partner Infra team (note: three Zs and three Es in their LDAP, we have a lot of Zoes here!) โ€”- Regards, ___ (๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธshe/her, UTC -5) Partner Infra Platform Experiences team As a courtesy, a copy of this email has been sent to your manager listed in Workdayโ„ข New name or pronouns? Dating someone new? Just visit go/update-me to update your account! Include this line in your email to comment on the ticket: 250e084a-b937-47a6-948d-b519112ad35a

sheesh, the only thing worse than getting kicked out of the polycule is finding out via jira ticket ๐Ÿ˜ฃ

17.12.2025 14:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 3540 ๐Ÿ” 1029 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107 ๐Ÿ“Œ 172

1000%

Moving the dealers den and artist alley to the lobby floor was such a quality of life improvement.

...now if we could just get badges mailed in advance...

08.12.2025 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's @badazebra.bsky.social!

08.12.2025 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 25 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So many pretty birbs at MFF this year!!!

08.12.2025 00:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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They gave me a crown and I feel so pwetty :3

08.12.2025 00:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This seems to be the year of getting bonked... >.>

08.12.2025 00:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A second Toothless sighting has just hit.

08.12.2025 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Found a cute cat to rave with last night. :3
@starburstsaber.bsky.social

07.12.2025 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got a great pic with @holocrontheta.bsky.social :3

07.12.2025 15:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Next con I go to, I'm going to focus on maximizing the amount of wing hugs I give. I love giving them. :3

07.12.2025 15:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just roosting in my hotel room at MFF until it's time to fly off again. :>

07.12.2025 08:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 31 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@lycanthropylive.bsky.social has convinced me of the coolness of frogs.

07.12.2025 08:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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RAAAAAAAAAAAAVE

07.12.2025 08:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I found Toothless at MFF!!!

07.12.2025 06:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Aren't they adorable?

Everything's better when we're together :3

@mellowthebird.net
@gazzybunyeen.bsky.social

#fursuit #fursuiteveryday #furry #furryfandom

20.09.2025 16:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this is why such trainings should just have an accessible transcript. i'm happy to self-certify when i've read stuff, or even take a quiz at the end to demonstrate i've read it, but being forced to watch a video is ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

12.09.2025 20:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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*snugs* :3

12.09.2025 17:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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what's a tech birb without her whiskey? :3
(i'm going to need it after this oncall x.x')

12.09.2025 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sleepy's gala dress for Furry Migration was _phenomenal_!!!
I'm so glad I got a picture with them!

12.09.2025 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 37 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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what can I say? I'm a bird who loves a slow feathery dance :>

12.09.2025 17:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I got _two_ whole hugs from NCIII :o

12.09.2025 17:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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did a little drawing of my fursona with some colored pencils! ^.^

12.09.2025 17:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 26 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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*happy hopping* #furrymigration2025

06.09.2025 22:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 206 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Mellow has been properly feminized now! I can't wait to show off all of her changes at the next con! <3 <3

20.05.2025 01:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 42 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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30.03.2025 03:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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20.03.2025 19:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Mellow, a blue bird, in a purple swimsuit holding an inner tube with her wings

Mellow, a blue bird, in a purple swimsuit holding an inner tube with her wings

I'm ready for warmer weather! โ˜€๏ธ

๐ŸŽจ by the amazing โœจ @ohyoumlw.art โœจ

17.03.2025 16:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 28 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did anyone get a picture of the potatoes in their final form? o.o

24.02.2025 14:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Dr: Your heart rate is 149, are you feeling okay?
Me: Well, it should be fast. I'm a bird. :>
Dr: ...what?

24.02.2025 05:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's meeeeeeeeeeeeee~ :3

24.02.2025 04:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0