Pyramid Chad

@ryangrim.bsky.social got any more defenses for this buddy?

Let’s talk about Graham Platner’s Big Lie, finally. In 2009, at the height of the Gulf War, the Marines barred him from active duty. Platner claims it was his forearm tattoos. But his one forbidden tattoo was the Nazi symbol on his chest. He knew - and he left the Marines rather than give it up. 1/

Tech CEOs telling spooky campfire stories about their technology coming to life to prime their investors.

I think they're bad parents because doctors and nurses are telling them what they should do and instead they're listening to a 22 year old nick shirley fuck on tiktok or a man with literal brain worms.

This liberal inability to hold stupid people accountable is why we are we are

I was told the "gen z stare" was just a response to entitled millennials asking dumb questions of retail workers and believed it until I asked my upstairs neighbor to not play with her greyhound between the 1 and 3am and got told "well I'm not gonna just tip toe everywhere around my apartment."

Who did the strike mother fucker. Say it.

Twitter user coldhealing tweeting a screenshot of a Tiktok user with their hands covering their face in laughter with the caption "learning that Israel won no medals at the olympics and we're disqualified for lying about being sick to a judge." He calls it "Funko pop antisemitism."

So Israel stopped paying the influencers they were paying so this loser does this for free I guess

Newly appointed DHS head Senator Mark panicking on January 6 cowering behind chairs

Mfw I'm an undefeated MMA fighter.

I've noticed it's basically only psuedo left media figures pushing this dude. Everyone from the Intercept to TYT to Majority Report

You were never gonna do shit man

is there something about software engineering which generates that air of smug, grandiose self importance or is it more of a self-selection kind of thing

WhyBskyTeam: welp, got my dick stuck in the toaster again fml this always happens to me

<a few posts later>

WhyBskyTeam: WELL WELL WELL looks like the kinkshamers have arrived. people acting like they've never wanted to fuck their toaster before, that's cute. you dipshits just don't get it.

This is going to be presented as Noem seeing consequences for being femme Himmler but it's not. Trump was just personally grossed out by her affair with Lewandowski. The new guy is gonna get away with the same shit.

Reddit is right there

Filled up my drafts with posts about Kristi Noem this morning and manifested her firing. You're welcome.

the devs on this web site are unable to refrain from insulting the gross freaks who use it, pure professionalism from the team responsible for such classics as "waffles!" & also 'head of T&S banning the user who caught them faving teen porn on main'

me to the bartender serving these about holding it down: I only have to be lucky once. You have to be lucky every time.

Wait this isn't notes app

Irish car bomb but you pour everything into a shamrock shake and chug the shake

Big day for dudes who term search circumcision and argue with themself in your replies

Ryan "I am anti woke" Grim. Ryan "Jesse Singal isn't transphobic and is a good journalist" Grim. Ryan "oh so everyone with a Nazi tattoo is a Nazi?" Grim.

"Oh you think Stephen Miller is a Nazi? Well his wife is Jewish." Shut the fuck up dude.

Israel has been demoted to Grimes

You can almost set your watch by "White countries tighten immigration and refugee definitions" right before they create deadly conditions that create several million refugees and immigrants.

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Nonzero chance the guy screaming the n word at you in the Modern Warfare lobby is a White House staffer

Post from user James Shields "It is 1990. I am 5 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president. It is 2003. I am 17 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president. It is 2026.I am 40 years old. The US is bombing the Middle East. A Republican is president."

Damn, that's crazy. Wonder what happened in those in-between years.

That whole indignant prepared spiel she's concentrating so hard on reading while being asked just to answer the question

It's so funny knowing that most the people who claim they had "a Nazi phase" and that's just normal were duped into it by YouTubers who got money from Epstein and Peter Thiel