uberjNet

We brought this upon ourselves.

I can't wait to speak ill of the dead

'Jim Carrey is a clone' discourse was definitely not on my bingo card

This isn't very FIFA peace prize of him

Pourquoi pas les deux?

Google killing the tenor gif keyboard is gonna decimate like all of my group chats

When I die, I want to donate my organs

to Goodwill

Bored of Peace

Everyone could use chill rn

People who only have like two browser tabs open give serial killer vibes

The worthlessness of nfts is as inevitable as it is hilarious

If the new Virtual Boy tanks, it'll be the only console to fail in two different centuries.

A good punk name would be Denise Brutality

'can't make an omelette without fucking a few kids'
- Bondi, probably

Don't be hyperbolic, guys, that's literally the worst thing you can do

Spread your wings! Be free! Go, do the same thing you do every night, Pinky!

At this point I'm willing to give Pinky and the Brain a shot

When do we get to the guillotining of the rich part

worried people will think i'm faking my imposter syndrome

Bon Scott Bad Scott

For sale.
Clown shoes.
Never worn.

🎶It seems today
That all you see
Is violence in movies, and sex on the TTC 🎶

if you don't sing at least a little bit in the shower, the intrusive thoughts win

RELEASE THE NOOK FILES

'give me the peace prize or imma start some wars' isn't the brilliant negotiation tactic he thinks it is

oh good point, I thought it was bad for people to get murdered, but I didn’t consider the possibility that their hair could be short

@shum138.bsky.social

Amazing how the bootlicking right is okay with a police state as long as the cops hate the same people they do

Are ya winning, French son?

You can stop dreaming now Bing, it's white enough out here