Ken will Resist

NEW: After Indiana passed its draconian abortion ban, an interfaith group of women in 2022 sued the state, arguing the ban violated their religious liberty rights. A trial court just granted a permanent injunction against the ban. Thread 🧵:

In order, 5 3 2 1 4 7 6

Realistically I will never CHOOSE anything but 5 or 3 if I’m supplying myself.

First protein cigarette will go hard

Happy Laura Palmer's Murder day to those who celebrate.

This is true in rougly the same sense that a guy on the subway reeking of urine, screaming, and waving a knife around is “feared.”

One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day

Oh yeah, because vibe coding has been working out SO WELL...

I can't wait to watch the plagiarism engine patch some legacy COBOL program that's already held together with the spaghetti code equivalent of duct tape and bubble gum...

I think the fun thing about the latest John Oliver episode is that he’s mainstreaming what has been common discourse here for months, in that if you’re a government official/reporter/someone who considers themselves a non-Nazi then what the FUCK are you still doing on X?

This is exactly right. The Onion quietly left Twitter a month ago and... our weekly subscribers went up. It's because we're doing well here, on Instagram and on YouTube.

As a business, being on Twitter is somewhere between useless or detrimental, unless you're selling boner pills.

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

A burrito smothered with cheese and salsa rojo accompanied with fresh pico, sour cream, and guacamole

A reddish purple margarita

Valentine’s Day brunch was a wet burrito con huevos and a black diamond margarita made with fresh cherries. It was divine and a beautiful day to chill outside.

They literally dragged a minor employee out of a Target as he was wailing that he was a US citizen, roughed him up in their car, and then dropped him off bloodied and bruised in the freezing cold a couple of miles away, so miss us with this.

Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz Inventing a new lifestyle philosophy called "The Nine Delights" where each day you try to experience at least three of the nine delights 10:05 PM • Jun 25, 2021 [replying] Brooks Otterl... @i_zzz... Jun 26, 2021 Replying to @i_zzzzzz [screenshot of ios notes] THE NINE DELIGHTS Walking Around Fellowship Deliciousness Transcendence Goofing Amelioration Coitus Enthrallment ** WILDCARD **

Listen to this. Not a penny more for this. Abolish and prosecute anyone who had anything to do with it.

it's probably a good sign for our democracy that every member of congress who has been in the secret epstein document room walks out saying stuff like "every powerful person in the country knew, they're all rapists and pedophiles, they should be tossed into a pit and crushed under boulders"

A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’

A rabbit in overalls and a goat in pants are sitting on the ground drawing pictures. The rabbit is saying “ART POSES A THREAT TO CORPORATOLRATIC SYSTEMS BECAUSE A PURPOSE OF ART IS TO REMIND THE INDIVIDUAL OF THEIR INHERENT AUTONOMY.”, the goat adds “THEIR HUMANITY.”

Make Art (1/4)

Can you even imagine if BTS was next year’s halftime show? Every cis, white suburban dad talking mad shit about their daughter’s favorite might bring about the apocalypse 😂

PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) — we regret to inform you that Punxsutawney Phil is mentioned 35 times in the Epstein Files, including in the flight logs

It’s this and I wanna dance with somebody

If you find yourself sitting across from this guy you are F U C K E D

daendeleon 2d @ Threads Greg Bovino was asked how he felt about his demotion today. "Well, obviously, I'm not happy", he replied. Someone in the crowd shouted back, "So which one are you?"

just choked on my beverage

Some ask, “Why would he bring a gun to a protest.” The answer is simple: “Because he could.” The NRA, right wing media, gun makers, Republican politicians, and the Supreme Court made sure of that. If they didn’t want him to carry a gun, why did they work so hard to make it legal for him to do so?

Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.

Fortunately, America is the land of opportunity, and there are millions of other jobs that Lindsey Halligan is unqualified by training, intellect, and character to do.

(scrolling Bluesky) I reject the premise. I reject the premise. Granted. I reject the premise. Not my fetish. Granted. I reject the premise. Funny. I reject the premise.

Strange New Worlds hate makes less sense to me, but I feel like I hear people bitch up a storm about that one, too.

And anyone who thinks Michael Burnham is anything less than a certified badass can get in the sea.

a man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his face Alt: a man speaking into a microphone with the word good written on his face

Jeff right now 😂

I genuinely do not understand the rhetoric around the newer Star Trek series because they’ve all been excellent. Occasionally uneven, but on average it’s all I want modern Star Trek to be! Discovery and SNW are fantastic and Lower Decks is amazing. Looking forward to Academy!

I’m really worried about my dad these days. Mostly fine but the last couple years I’ve caught him slipping on things I would never have predicted and now it’s full vigilance all the time. All this to say I get it and find it scary as hell.