Greg

It’s like arguing with my kids lol

I think it’s just been accepted that his longevity is very impressive, but the counting records themselves have diminishing returns because its like great you passed Kareem for field goals but it also took three more seasons.

“Then one day they asked to leave. It's over not being morning people, of course. So I made a deal with then, gave an impossible task. And then my son, a few days after they had to wake up early, you came for their fucking Dunkin”

“These townies are men of focus, commitment, sheer will... something you know very little about. I once saw them kill three men in a bar... with a donut hole, with a fucking donut hole...”

Closely monitoring the future of Kings Legend Killian Hayes

I once participated in an undercover police sting operation.

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“You can’t use that kind of deadly force when my kids get here”

Only when the Spurs win, oddly

Yeah and they didn’t get him did they

Your mom specifically.

(God I’m so sorry, I don’t mean this, it’s just the joke that came to me)

Yeah but the Kings didn’t have the best odds last year. I will dismiss nothing as “this always happens but it’s always fine”, because that logic does not apply to Sacramento.

Really makes you think about what other really old people might hopefully possibly no longer be with us soon

Not if the league office has anything to say about it

The difference between rookie scale and NIL money isn’t that significant anymore.

Yeah right now I don’t think you can assume anything about the draft and lotto beyond this year

I’m not even locked in on Dybantsa as my top guy, I just want as many top guys in this draft as possible because I just assume the Kings will slide in the draft order.

Yeah but these days that’s like three meals

quick question: is it a folding chair?

me writing an article about an NBA player: he folds his 6’11” frame into a chair. the chair is normal sized but it looks teeny tiny beneath this guy’s FRAME. which he has to FOLD

Dear Bluesky user,

We have determined that the following post you made was both empirically true and also very funny, so have therefore decided to permanently delete your account.

We can’t expect there to be photos for every player when we’re this many seasons into our 2k dynasty

WSJ headline that reads A record number of American workers are pulling money from their 401(k)s to cover financial emergencies

This is the greatest country in the world because we're always setting new records

You’re telling me they’re due…

Definitely

1980s Miami. Guess I better learn to love pastels and cocaine

Kyler Murray I hope you speak Cleveland

room halfway filled with brown liquid

not to brag but I’m halfway done filling my basement with gasoline