That dumb weird dance he does all the time should be a bigger story.

A bunch of millionaires and billionaires are telling us that they are good. Y’all want class warfare? This is how you get class warfare.

Boyfriend had to pay $13 dollars. We were made aware in the form of a letter left by FedEx on our doorstep.

The fact that foundation is never applied between the brows, making it look like he has a giant unibrow, should be a bigger story.

A single fry with half an egg and a tiny coffee.

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

He looks like he’s wearing caterpillars.

I missed the Bicentennial by ten years. This could have been the Bicentennial of my lifetime, but instead it’s being ruined by the worse people.

Dude who’s net worth is $6 Billion (because of crypto + enrichment of self because of presidency) says that high gas prices aren’t a big deal. I’m old enough to remember the price of eggs 🥚 being a big deal.

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Yep! 💯

Remembering where my hotel room is located. You only need to show me once.

I’m so glad that I still have my very fuel efficient car that I got back during the last gas price spike in 2005. People freaked out over eggs, an increase such as this when it comes to the price of gas, not gonna go over well.

Everything about him is shameful and disgusting.

Old men shouldn’t be flying back and forth every other day. Especially if they have swollen legs and won’t wear compression socks.

Lowkey one of the best posters on here. It look him awhile to be verified, so I thought for a time that it might not really be him, but it is!

He is in Florida, Baker Act?

Why Saturday morning?

Back in 2020, even The Bulwark folk were like if Bernie Sanders is the nominee, they would gladly vote for Sanders. Like, we have so many bridges to cross before we get to that point, also, there is going to be a primary.

Why are they doing this on a Saturday morning? Like, something must be up with his health, why the rush?

Basically, he keeps doing the Shrek meme, but unironically.

The more orange he is, the more he feels as though things are out of sorts. The foundation is the only thing he’s able to control.

Franz logo on white background with Some of the Things Bagels speckled with a small smattering of sesame and poppy seeds

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This is what Vin Gupta and Cheney’s former doctor said it might be.

That is not how doctors talk. What in the heck is actually going on?

Because if he would have attacked prior to, it is possible that the US athletes would have been barred from the games. The war in Ukraine is still the reason why Russia is unable to participate.

Angry, is it a security risk that the president is currently on a barrier island in Florida without easy access to a bunker?

A country club with presumably no bunker because it’s on a barrier island where if you dig five inches you hit water.

Everything old is new again. This is from the “iRack” skit, Mad TV, 2007.

Cringy try hards are naming these ops 🙄