The local Evri bloke who knows where our house is must be off for some winter sun right now as current delivery is 2 days late with customer-blaming excuses like this one. Grrrrr.
I was doing exactly the same thing as you and standing about 4 feet away by the looks of the camera angle!
A newspaper advert for “crease resistant comfort trousers”
The phrase “crease resistant comfort trousers“ depicted in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
Aha my employer just rented office space there. The evening I locked up and walked 10 yards across the first floor landing to see Public Service Broadcasting supported by the BBC Radiophonic Workshop was a highlight of our tenure!
I used to walk to work at Epic from the railway station and I went from Europe’s greatest density of medieval churches to Europe’s greatest density of pound shops
‘What kind of updates?’ I wonder
Who doesn’t like a good music mash-up?
Well, I have for you possibly the greatest mash up ever mashed.
WARNING: you will get obsessed by this and listen to it lots (or at least, I did!)
youtu.be/HfJkMq4weG0?...
Oh this is marvellous! I enormously recommend the earlier Girl Talk albums for more beautifully tooled mashups, like this one youtu.be/DZu_lLGFDtM?...
Also every time I see ‘we are adjusting our prices’ in an email
Just imagine what must be in the Epstein files to make it worth invading Venezuela, threatening a NATO ally and having your private army shoot civilians in the face just to distract attention from them.
There's another of these 'I went analogue' pieces in the Guardian today and in the accompanying photo, the journo is holding a CD Walkman
Oliver Glasner’s not here to stay
Oliver Glasner is on his way
I've been trying for 2 weeks to get a historical statement; a complaints letter of epic proportions is brewing in my mind. I've just retired from a 30 year career in customer self-service and 'Cora' is the worst thing I've ever encountered.
I see Apple has straight up nicked Reebok's "Belly's gonna get ya" ad from 25 years back, and made it less good
A biblical-sounding excerpt from the Beeb's match report of Wrexham vs Forest: "And keeper Arthur Okonkwo proved the home side's hero as he denied Jesus"
*distant sound of cock crowing*
I remember being astonished when the 'new' library (by which I mean 1988, but then that's only about 20 years ago, surely, right?) was demolished!
You beat me to posting this! (I come from a Cardiff cinema family in fact - my grandfather and great uncle owned the Splott Cinema Company; their big one was the Gaiety on City Road)
I spent 2 days of my three decade career in telecomms effectively being a comedy script writer for a huge phone manufacturer (Britishing up all the sassy, smartarse replies in the US version of an early Siri-alike)
And to you SWM!
Thank you for this Mark! Have saved your playlist on Spotify! I am very out of touch so this will be an enjoyable listen
Hopefully the other months will do that as well
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Happy Space Year 2026 everyone!
An excel spreadsheet with each cell filled with the word Gloria
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
JUDAS
As this is from Evri, one of Britain's most terrible companies, this is the online parcel delivery version of 'We've got your kids'
Chris'n'Bob www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgea...
