That's why I'm so against ChatGPT. I'm against letting a machine do your homework for you. I think you should cling to Doing Your Homework Yourself like it's the last opportunity you have to liberate yourself from mental enslavement. Because it basically is.
Anyway shout out to Kai Cenat.
Watchmen issue #1
Discussion of Watchmen is dominated by the thoughts and feelings of male writers, so @shelfdust.bsky.social paid 12 female and non-binary writers to talk about each issue of the serial instead: shelfdust.com/tag/we-watch...
the more u think about it the more dumb it is that Bond isn't a dad. Loves cars, gadgets with one obscure use & bad jokes. Dad AF
why does James Bond from the James Bond films have so many gadgets & so much sex, but no sex gadgets. Because he only mates for procreation
That's how George lazenby was born, Sean Connery made efficient love to Ursula Andress and they raised him in dr no's fertility clinic
"Hi, I work for fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. Fartboner. Fuck. I work for Fartbo-"
ah, the rare luckless guess, good work!
This was so perfect that I’ve been thinking about it ever since the game yesterday.
The first 5 Doctors, by Andrew Skilleter, from 19th Nov 1983’s Radio Times & its feature on Doctor Who’s 20th anniversary special.
you could just ask
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and maybe they want my guess to be too low, so they can impress me with how high it was! but can’t go *so* low that they realise I have no frame of reference
in addition to the phrase “lucky guess”, we should also use “unlucky guess”, where you are so far off it reveals the true extent of your ignorance
I live in fear of unlucky guesses. it’s why I don’t guess how much anything weighs or how far away something is. probably gonna be off by an extra 0
to be fair these are from my 2018 Twitter. Which on reflection means *definitely* no booze or weed involved
muppetry of the menis
🎶Hey/I just met you/and this is crazy/but you look like a/Muppet Baby🎶
muppet is to puppet as mockumentary is to documentary
no further questions at this time
not the initial post you specifically requested
the reply. did you say hashtag music just to make me respond the same, just so you could repost
lmao did you make me say it just so you could repost it
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Chris Pratt’s Orange Shoes aside, I’m glad
they chose someone with the same initials as Lorenzo Music
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this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal
Trevor have I ever told you that for many years before I read it, I assumed Slaughterhouse-Five was about a group of teen detectives who met in an abandoned abattoir and solved mysteries and to this day I have to periodically remind myself that it isn’t
thanks. i’m helping
- dogs are good
rhymes with “Hague”, the place where you should be sent
That would be like when Americans call someone from the UK “Creg” instead of “Craig”, and I cannot be that person
I'd like to thank @solongandgoodnite.bsky.social for helping me remember how to spell 'Flavor Flav'
1985’s Back To The Future was first shown on British terrestrial TV on Christmas Day 1988. And a fairly big deal it was, with this colour Mick Brownfield illustration commissioned by the Radio Times listings mag for the event. (The movie had been out on video since ‘86.) It was a different world.
