"Waffle House scattered by tornado, interstate highway covered by chunked restaurant, diners believed to be diced."
"Waffle House scattered by tornado, interstate highway covered by chunked restaurant, diners believed to be diced."
Calvin and Hobbes panel: Calvin looks up at his dad, who is putting on a bike helmet and about to go on a ride Calvin's dad: "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"
His plans are measured in centuries
I want the Palestinian Hello Kitty sticker lol
A graph showing temperature dropping from 87 degrees to 64 degrees over the course of fifteen minutes, with the low end persisting until now.
that temperature drop.
Spent some time watching the streams turn neon yellow as we finally got that rain. That was the driest February in memory. The pollen and construction dust made waves in the air before the storm, I thought I was in a dust storm near Canton.
mannnnnnnnnn just drove through this it SUCKS, if you're going north of Jackson today look out
time to draw Godzilla, the hero we truly need in these trying times.
Please remember the cops never gave that fast food worker her bounty reward for turning in Luigi Mangione.
You will not be rewarded.
Beetle Bailey started in 1950 and is still being published. In 75 years, none of the characters have seen any military action or even left the camp. My theory: They all died in WWII or Korea and they're all ghosts in a ghost military camp waiting for orders that will never come
It is an existential imperative that we begin a serious global dialogue about how βexpertsβ as the media uses the term, consistently lag behind us laymen when it comes to Knowing Some Bullshit When We See It.
This reminds me of something Toni Morrison wrote.
A 1944 map by geologist Harold Fisk charts a 40-mile stretch of the Mississippi River from Friars Point to Gunnison, Mississippi. Fisk used aerial photos and maps to estimate the past and then-present channels. Source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/mississippi-rivers-hidden-history-uncovered-by-lidar?fbclid=IwY2xjawQYXkdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFCZ2JBT2tWdVlXMmEzNU5Uc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHsbjW-Yuubr_o_Kfeh0Elzc94geDwfXIZmeNL7NyljEBAOEjH53m2QLSo1NF_aem__4NkCIJ_D8J6mI1e8eMByg
Rivers are living beings.
If an animal goes extinct for a very long time and then people discover it and say they did, that's snitching.. The animal clearly didn't want to be found.
Hated Rivalry
thinking about this one a lot the last three years
NEW: A Mississippi bill criminalizing mail-order abortion pills as "drug trafficking" is headed to the Missisisppi governor's desk after passing both the House and Senate.
@heatherharrison.bsky.social reports: www.mississippifreepress.org/bill-crimina...
man central Mississippi needs to learn from this fight because we're up next
i suspect this is how most secretaries of defense talk but he's the first one oblivious enough to do it in front of a camera, the rest are your silent killers
whoa, this is an unacceptable slandering of us proud upstanding perverts who all work hard at our duty, who would never do this
Looking down on the Gibson Quad, Tulane University, New Orleans
TRIAL OF STYLE 2.0, BABY
I didn't figure it out until BfA!! IT TOOK ME SOME TIME.
Look, just like transmog, I will enjoy housing once I get good at it. (I used to be terrible at it)
the 2000s are BACK
"Wifi burrito" shouldn't be overlooked, either. π€£
Finally Encountered a phenomenon I had theorized would occur. Super quack anti-vax nurse who is questioning her (wrong) ideas because RFK and the CDC are supporting her and she doesn't trust Big Medicine
Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides Text: We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind. Why not? Because people are fucking idiots, Paul. They're just... incredibly stupid.