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Self-employed unpaid intern. Tweets do not represent the views of my employer. See pictures of SWAMP TRASH here! https://www.pearlriverflow.com/gallery

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"Waffle House scattered by tornado, interstate highway covered by chunked restaurant, diners believed to be diced."

07.03.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
Calvin and Hobbes panel: Calvin looks up at his dad, who is putting on a bike helmet and about to go on a ride
Calvin's dad: "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"

Calvin and Hobbes panel: Calvin looks up at his dad, who is putting on a bike helmet and about to go on a ride Calvin's dad: "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"

His plans are measured in centuries

07.03.2026 22:54 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want the Palestinian Hello Kitty sticker lol

07.03.2026 22:06 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A graph showing temperature dropping from 87 degrees to 64 degrees over the course of fifteen minutes, with the low end persisting until now.

A graph showing temperature dropping from 87 degrees to 64 degrees over the course of fifteen minutes, with the low end persisting until now.

that temperature drop.

07.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Spent some time watching the streams turn neon yellow as we finally got that rain. That was the driest February in memory. The pollen and construction dust made waves in the air before the storm, I thought I was in a dust storm near Canton.

07.03.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mannnnnnnnnn just drove through this it SUCKS, if you're going north of Jackson today look out

07.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

time to draw Godzilla, the hero we truly need in these trying times.

07.03.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please remember the cops never gave that fast food worker her bounty reward for turning in Luigi Mangione.

You will not be rewarded.

07.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Beetle Bailey started in 1950 and is still being published. In 75 years, none of the characters have seen any military action or even left the camp. My theory: They all died in WWII or Korea and they're all ghosts in a ghost military camp waiting for orders that will never come

07.03.2026 22:45 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It is an existential imperative that we begin a serious global dialogue about how β€˜experts’ as the media uses the term, consistently lag behind us laymen when it comes to Knowing Some Bullshit When We See It.

07.03.2026 17:13 πŸ‘ 872 πŸ” 220 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 3

This reminds me of something Toni Morrison wrote.

07.03.2026 01:43 πŸ‘ 2301 πŸ” 666 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 9
A 1944 map by geologist Harold Fisk charts a 40-mile stretch of the Mississippi River from Friars Point to Gunnison, Mississippi. Fisk used aerial photos and maps to estimate the past and then-present channels. Source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/mississippi-rivers-hidden-history-uncovered-by-lidar?fbclid=IwY2xjawQYXkdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFCZ2JBT2tWdVlXMmEzNU5Uc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHsbjW-Yuubr_o_Kfeh0Elzc94geDwfXIZmeNL7NyljEBAOEjH53m2QLSo1NF_aem__4NkCIJ_D8J6mI1e8eMByg

A 1944 map by geologist Harold Fisk charts a 40-mile stretch of the Mississippi River from Friars Point to Gunnison, Mississippi. Fisk used aerial photos and maps to estimate the past and then-present channels. Source: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/science/article/mississippi-rivers-hidden-history-uncovered-by-lidar?fbclid=IwY2xjawQYXkdleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFCZ2JBT2tWdVlXMmEzNU5Uc3J0YwZhcHBfaWQQMjIyMDM5MTc4ODIwMDg5MgABHsbjW-Yuubr_o_Kfeh0Elzc94geDwfXIZmeNL7NyljEBAOEjH53m2QLSo1NF_aem__4NkCIJ_D8J6mI1e8eMByg

Rivers are living beings.

07.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 2142 πŸ” 540 πŸ’¬ 35 πŸ“Œ 65

If an animal goes extinct for a very long time and then people discover it and say they did, that's snitching.. The animal clearly didn't want to be found.

07.03.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 51 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hated Rivalry

07.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

thinking about this one a lot the last three years

07.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Bill Criminalizing Mail-Order Abortion Pills as 'Drug Trafficking' Heads to Governor Mailing abortion drugs to patients would be a crime under a bill passed by the Mississippi Legislature.

NEW: A Mississippi bill criminalizing mail-order abortion pills as "drug trafficking" is headed to the Missisisppi governor's desk after passing both the House and Senate.

@heatherharrison.bsky.social reports: www.mississippifreepress.org/bill-crimina...

07.03.2026 01:29 πŸ‘ 162 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 17

man central Mississippi needs to learn from this fight because we're up next

07.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 01:39 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

i suspect this is how most secretaries of defense talk but he's the first one oblivious enough to do it in front of a camera, the rest are your silent killers

07.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

whoa, this is an unacceptable slandering of us proud upstanding perverts who all work hard at our duty, who would never do this

07.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Looking down on the Gibson Quad, Tulane University, New Orleans

07.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 69 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TRIAL OF STYLE 2.0, BABY

07.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn't figure it out until BfA!! IT TOOK ME SOME TIME.

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Look, just like transmog, I will enjoy housing once I get good at it. (I used to be terrible at it)

06.03.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
06.03.2026 20:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the 2000s are BACK

06.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 93 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

"Wifi burrito" shouldn't be overlooked, either. 🀣

06.03.2026 20:14 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Finally Encountered a phenomenon I had theorized would occur. Super quack anti-vax nurse who is questioning her (wrong) ideas because RFK and the CDC are supporting her and she doesn't trust Big Medicine

06.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides

Text:

We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.
Why not?
Because people are fucking idiots, Paul.
They're just... incredibly stupid.

Meme triptych of Duke Leto and Paul Atreides Text: We must not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind. Why not? Because people are fucking idiots, Paul. They're just... incredibly stupid.

05.03.2026 05:01 πŸ‘ 1041 πŸ” 304 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 6