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crazy that John Adams wrote so much minimalist music when he only lived for one year. Most prolific baby in history

I don’t have kids but I do have an 8 year old sister who does this

You call it regifting, I call it being resourceful on a teacher’s salary

I feel like they need to workshop this title a bit more

Okay I guess my question is why are we choosing the no. 1 pop star of the 21st century when we’re only about 1/4 of the way through the 21st century? Like damn there’s still a whole lifetime left

But also it’s still probably Beyoncé regardless

There’s thing called drinking almost a whole bottle of wine without realizing it and well… I’ve gone pro

Bluesky is better because it doesn’t have these godforsaken notifications

imagine a cat

I have a warm, fluffy, fat cat laying on my stomach purring like it’s his job and I think this is therapy

Please don't call what RFK Jr. and Jay Bhattacharya are going to do medieval. It's not medieval. It's nothing like the Middle Ages. People in the Middle Ages were happy to try all kinds of things to not die of the plague and if you'd given them antibiotics and vaccines they would have loved it.

The non vegetarians are discovering how we live

They played Hayley Kiyoko for the church

Decide to watch the livestream of my local UU church’s service today and they just lit a candle for the LGBTQIA+ trailblazers, the queer members of the church, the people of Gaza, and more, so needless to say this was a good decision to watch

ever since i was born i knew i wanted to get snacks at the gas station

I changed the Bluesky app icon to be the twitter logo so I can relive the past

Omg I was the 69th repost

twitter blows lol

That Chappell Roan song has different lyrics than I remember

I made the switch today and it’s soooo much better

Goodreads is owned by Amazon & there is an AMAZING alternative‼️

The StoryGraph is a black women-owned competitor to GoodReads with better UI in my opinion.
When you sign up you can even transfer your data from Goodreads to StoryGraph!

All those books about the declines and falls of empires that I never read.... do they cover how dumb things were? I was unprepared for how dumb things were going to get.

It’s literally so easy to not fund a genocide. Like you literally just don’t have to give them money. You know what’s cooler than spending the money on genocide? Not spending the money and just having more money! Even cooler would be to spend money on the victims of the genocide

I am so powerful (eating the leftovers I didn’t have any interest in eating)