@distressedegg
strange comics & art for horny people. she/xer, trans as fuck. 18+ only. stay villainous! #queervillainpride SITE: https://distressedegg.fun PATREON: https://patreon.com/irisjay STORE: https://shop.irisjay.net avatar by @draekos.bsky.social
a dragoness in a suit
a dragoness looking up at the viewer
a dragoness having outgrown the house in a similar fashion as alice in wonderland
some of the badges for VF2026, art by @farorenightclaw.bsky.social , @distressedegg.bsky.social , and @goattrain.bsky.social <3
Yessss this look FUCKS
Maniacal feathered bitch class is IN
We're so close. We're SO close! Just $92 left before the fourth issue of AAA is fully funded! Double digits! That's it! It would be SO cool to hit 100% by the end of the day! Can we do it? That's up to you!
itch.io/s/180048/aaa...
ad for Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 33. Unit Iridescent Rainbow Vantablack (formerly Unit Beige) hugs Unit Ivory. Dialogue: "OH, BEIGE... HONEY..."
There's no darkness deeper than behind closed eyes. A new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page is live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
A vintage-style poster illustration Top text: for a happier life... UNDERSTAND NOTHING!! text body: first you must know a number of things. Then dispatch all logic and knowledge of said things. It's as easy as that. There is a drawing of a silhouette of my OC Ashton's head, with a bix X in his mind. He has a speech bubble that says: I don't get it... and I'm happier for it! A side exclamation bubble: stop knowing today! The bottom text: we will help you lose all understanding.
Understand Nothing!
field agents across the planet blink in surprise as their RCGs all ping with a tooltip to PRESS L3 + R3 TO ENTER {PROBLEMATIC MODE}
Going back to HQ and flipping the giant lever that reads "THE RCGs FORCE-HYPNO PEOPLE" to the 'on' position.
with any luck we can get them to change the name to some shit like the XBox Two Point Seven Five Series R: A Fragmentary Passage, and we'll be in the clear
we need to make a LOT more nasty-ass Korps porn RIGHT NOW
ATTENTION FELLOW FREAKS
a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture
get weirder 🫵
Apparently we were one month too many behind on our power bill and they shut it off today.
Had to pay over 425 to get it back on directly after paying rent and am firmly back in the red even with all my sales.
If anyone wants some patches or stickers now would be a very good time 🥲
No discount code expires with @kansascitydsa.bsky.social so long as we have the funds
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American Dreaming, series finale 🇺🇸💔
featuring music by @averycutedog.bsky.social
Many thanks to those that supported this work 🙏
*lowers sunglasses* do tell....
Image shows a digital comics storefront page featuring a comic with two creators instead of just one.
'Feature Annoucement: Multi-Creator Collaborations with percentage-based revenue sharing. Our first collaborative comic created by Jo Nothing and SloaneTVBand is now available at Wechange.me
Its time for a WELCOME CHANGE.
We're ushering in a new age of creator collaboration at WeChange.me with revenue sharing on collaborative projects.
We are currently accepting applications for new creators.
contact us via email at: Contact@Wechange.me
* powered by the Bimbs in the Dark Roleplaying System
(AND TO BE CLEAR: GOOD)
"should be", as if you aren't already,
brain drain fetishist and TTRPG fan who's really pissed off every time they see -INT -INT -INT +CHA +CHA +CHA in kink art because D&D's stat mechanics are SO outmoded, and we have so, so many better options these days if you just took the time to learn even one other goddamn game already,
I expanded a bit on this meme
;) 👍💫
yeah, jizz pastries
randall, six-limbed salamander man from disney film Monsters Inc, is pressing an elaborate milking nozzle to your cock. your fuzzy monster arms are bolted to the chair you're sitting in, and your fingers are twitching from the steady stream of cum gushing out of you. this fucking guy. who does he think he is? dialogue: "SAY HELLO TO THE CREAM EXTRACTOR..."
another piece inspired by my patrons' first fictional crushes: Randall, from Monsters Inc. ...actually, does it count as teratophilia if you're *both* monsters?
[Originally posted 2025.09.28. Subscribe: https://patreon.com/irisjay // https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay ]
ad for The Scandalous Sybil Throat #4, pg. 32. Unit Iridescent Rainbow Vantablack presses the button on the side of his mom Unit Ivory's helmet, retracting its face visor. They're having a face-to-face conversation now. Dialogue: "BUT I'M ALSO MY OWN CREATION."
"I might be yours by birth, but I'm my own man by choice." There's a new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT page live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers over on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !
In case you’re wondering what kind of country Denmark is, this is an actual candy that was on store shelves when I was a youngster. The name translates to “Big boobies” and they were gummies shaped like tits. It’s really no wonder I ended up the way that I did
beany, and i can't underline this enough, fucking Gets It
Money is pretty tight at the moment so if anyone would be interested in one of my sticker packs I will temporarily offer free shipping in the US!
Shares greatly appreciated, going to also put a bunch of Spaghetti patches up on Ko-fi in a bit here 🙏
Almost all of them are still available, I'm sending out the 2 that sold tomorrow so today is a good day to grab one if you want fast shipping!