oh no! it's DISTRESSED EGG

extreme truth. you get your shit fragged by some guy named SatanicusRex or CascadeSkizm, understandable. if your data gets trashed and you get a message saying "you just got BOMPED... by the BOMPER. 'i'm the bomper :)' -the bomper" then you may as well immigrate to another continent

You should call your reps. I know they all suck so badly--I know the Congress hates the American people and resents us so much--but you should call. Oppose the "KIDS Act", a bundle of censorious bills that claim to be about kids' safety online, but endanger everyone's data privacy (including kids).

NEC BUNGO is a hacker name...

i.... guess there's kind of no point in reposting my shit on Subscribestar now, if they're just going to be as bad as Patreon is???? man *alive*. call cc processors and your local government, keep making weird art, and stay villainous

[male-presenting nipples voice] human-like knee orientation

This lady canonically wipe's people's minds by filling their head with useless supplementary information, murders people, and gets off to her ability to do both of those things. These are things that elevated her to a position of power and influence and she proudly wears the helix <3

My rat fursona Ada types on her laptop. Text says "rattus norvegicus, Ada, she/her".

My leopard fursona Chimerror, flexing her arm as she looks at the viewer from behind. Text says "panthera pardus pardus, Chimerror, she/her".

A few years ago at Norwescon, I lost my Chimmy convention badge. I really dug the style of badges @distressedegg.bsky.social was offering recently, so I got new ones of both Chimmy and Ada, and they turned out great!

i gotchu dawg

do we mean like morally questionable incest porn,

This is my reminder to practice Drawing so I can make more fucked up Villainous Drone Porn.

This Drone willingly had her past memories severed and Mind (and gender) rebuild to be a good Obedient Tool for her sexy Villain Masters.

I need to see myself being the Menace they made me into.

Omg i have a woman for this (im a slave to trends... and strong women)

Shes probably insane but she has a nuclear submarine full of planes and the korps very own version of Nu-7. She sneaks into places that she shouldn't be and causes problems.

A secretarybird supervillain in a distinctive suit with an exposed midriff struts prissily through the wine cellar of a fashy billionaire techbro’s mansion in the Austin hills, crowing to teammates through comms about all the rare vintages he’s looted.

Hank “Fascination” Lutz, Korps telepath and field medic, is also precisely the kind of smugly-cultured fancy lad you want with you when looting a fashy billionaire techbro’s wine cellar of the finest rare vintages

(Absolutely stellar secbird costuming by @distressedegg.bsky.social, holy fuck 💜)h

a dragoness in a suit

a dragoness looking up at the viewer

a dragoness having outgrown the house in a similar fashion as alice in wonderland

some of the badges for VF2026, art by @farorenightclaw.bsky.social , @distressedegg.bsky.social , and @goattrain.bsky.social <3

Yessss this look FUCKS

Maniacal feathered bitch class is IN

We're so close. We're SO close! Just $92 left before the fourth issue of AAA is fully funded! Double digits! That's it! It would be SO cool to hit 100% by the end of the day! Can we do it? That's up to you!

itch.io/s/180048/aaa...

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There's no darkness deeper than behind closed eyes. A new SCANDALOUS SYBIL THROAT comic page is live for Esteemed Patron tier subscribers on https://patreon.com/irisjay and https://subscribestar.adult/irisjay !

A vintage-style poster illustration Top text: for a happier life... UNDERSTAND NOTHING!! text body: first you must know a number of things. Then dispatch all logic and knowledge of said things. It's as easy as that. There is a drawing of a silhouette of my OC Ashton's head, with a bix X in his mind. He has a speech bubble that says: I don't get it... and I'm happier for it! A side exclamation bubble: stop knowing today! The bottom text: we will help you lose all understanding.

Understand Nothing!

field agents across the planet blink in surprise as their RCGs all ping with a tooltip to PRESS L3 + R3 TO ENTER {PROBLEMATIC MODE}

Going back to HQ and flipping the giant lever that reads "THE RCGs FORCE-HYPNO PEOPLE" to the 'on' position.

with any luck we can get them to change the name to some shit like the XBox Two Point Seven Five Series R: A Fragmentary Passage, and we'll be in the clear

we need to make a LOT more nasty-ass Korps porn RIGHT NOW

ATTENTION FELLOW FREAKS

a digital collage with a pink, purple, green, yellow, and teal gradient overlaid on all the images. the images include a horse carrying a bucket, a cluster of mushrooms, a grub, a birds talon, a cicada, five spiders, two flower buds, a hand with an eye over the back of it, and a microscope slide of atoms. there is white text that reads "get weirder or die miserable." the background is black and there is a slightly grainy texture

get weirder 🫵

Apparently we were one month too many behind on our power bill and they shut it off today.

Had to pay over 425 to get it back on directly after paying rent and am firmly back in the red even with all my sales.

If anyone wants some patches or stickers now would be a very good time 🥲

No discount code expires with @kansascitydsa.bsky.social so long as we have the funds

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American Dreaming, Episode 5 (series finale) YouTube video by ArtDecade Monthly

American Dreaming, series finale 🇺🇸💔
featuring music by @averycutedog.bsky.social
Many thanks to those that supported this work 🙏

*lowers sunglasses* do tell....

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