Pez is Minnesotan

I keep thinking that someday my cat will grow out of tunneling into my pants while I'm wearing them but I'm about ready to admit that at 13 years this is more of a baked in feature

It's the best - both the feature and alt text in general

This, and please use alt text. It not only helps people who need it, but it works with bluesky's muting features.

Sometimes something you want to happen happens and it only makes you more tired and I am more tired

Ahhh okay, that makes sense. I am in a very similar position - sometimes as a person without a car, I can't safely get to and from work without the skyways because the sidewalks are so poorly cleared of snow and lowercase ice!

Wait people don't like the skyways?

I had a call to solicit donations from me for the university right after seeing this post... 😵‍💫

Omg

A white 3D printed faux taxidermy unicorn oth a pink snout, purple horn, and mane made from rainbow colored yarn

My idea for a yarn mane worked! I love her madly, obviously. I have so much rainbow yarn and I am about to use ALL OF IT lol (a little longer next time though, I think) 🧶 #3Dprinting

Omg Alyssa

Both farmed. One taught school to people who went on to be famous. One is a champion hog caller. One got a DUI on a Segway.

So I made these potatoes. They are amazing, it was really easy. The sauce is Japanese mayo, my homegrown, homemade spicy Thai chili salt (Thai chili, Thai Basil, lemon grass and salt) and Jump Chili (locally owned Ginger chili sauce).

It happened to me: someone quoted all my own research back to me when I asked if anyone knew the other 1% of info I hadn't turned up.

And now I'm hearing that to the hot pockets jingle that lives in my head

My brain is a strange place, selkie bread is pretty mundane compared to its other hijinks

Not gonna lie I immediately assumed someone had imbued the dick whistles with super speed

The real selkie bread is the consensual dick whistle friends we made along the way or something

SELKIE BREAD

One of those adjustable letter boards where someone has spelled out, "IT HAS BEEN 0 DAYS SINCE SOMEONE POOPED IN THE LOBBY"

Sign in the vet's office yesterday

For those confused, they test the tornado sirens on the first Wednesday of every month at 1pm and we’re all so internet poisoned that we have to post when it happens

Happy sinister Minnesotan awoo to all who celebrate

Ahh that's right. They're all starting to blur together

I wonder if the PTSD is from learning about the aerodynamics of expired jelly dildos

If only we could bring Pez Yes to bluesky as Ian Yes 😂

supposedly there are "reasons" for why they haven't done that in years. 🙄

supposedly they're working on getting a real one in

Wow

The drones woke me up again.

It's stunning!