Irradiated crabs. Breeding Spider Crab Man. The wet super hero
10.03.2026 23:02
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Oh, I thought they were irradiating them to make spider crab man
10.03.2026 22:54
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Did you know the guy that programmed washing machine countdowns did file download timers in Windows 95?
10.03.2026 12:39
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Je vous en prie
09.03.2026 18:39
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Is this of help?
09.03.2026 17:32
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In the foggy metropolis of Bert the chimney sweep?
Nah, leve it awrt, mate!
09.03.2026 13:44
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That’s so unfair on Adele. She made being aware of a miserable life highly lucrative. Unlike Farage who has no awareness whatsoever
09.03.2026 09:57
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Little things like saying hello to everyone in the doctor’s waiting room
09.03.2026 09:46
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The 18th *is* a village
09.03.2026 09:44
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Ah, the XTC generated by that
09.03.2026 09:41
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You better send Calvin to supervise.
They might put the window in the wrong way round
09.03.2026 08:56
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OH is at the dentist this afternoon.
Eating later might be uncomfortable so can I take her to lunch at the resto next door to the dentist ?
Ever the optimist she is
09.03.2026 08:43
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Early for me too. The nurse does a no appointment needed session at 7h30
I had to have a vaccine I missed 5 years ago.
09.03.2026 08:03
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Errrr Paddington and dead things?
09.03.2026 07:54
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More helpfully
Probably too dry, but feel the soil in the pot just in case you accidentally overwatered
Check the plant and pot for any insects.
Give the plant a good talking to
09.03.2026 07:47
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If only the internet was honest
Your plant is going brown it’s you, you plant murderer
09.03.2026 07:42
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Smarty pants
09.03.2026 07:33
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The medical teams that supported my kid through this were exemplary.
Without such help so many kids would struggle mentally
09.03.2026 07:26
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Long ago.
09.03.2026 07:07
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They have a plan? The adults had a plan not to do any of this as it was illegal, it was wrong headed and it wouldn’t work. But they got thrown out of the romper room and just left children, drunks and greedy perverts
08.03.2026 21:49
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I’m in France and can say I don’t know, but the kids writing out their lines think it was an interception
08.03.2026 21:39
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A Footwear or B niche occupation ?
If A then descriptive or purpose
08.03.2026 19:57
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But where is the brigadier?
08.03.2026 17:24
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Just noticed our Christmas door decoration squirrel is still up.
08.03.2026 17:19
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The man or the pump thingy ?
08.03.2026 11:30
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The dog has ideas above her station
When she is going out in the car she waits for the car to be driven to the door and the door opened for her.
All to save her 5 metres of walking
07.03.2026 22:18
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😻
07.03.2026 21:53
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How are you doing Jane?
E-hugs to you x
07.03.2026 21:48
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Do they serve drinks on ice?
07.03.2026 21:43
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If only the Spanish government had been nice to him
07.03.2026 15:55
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