Your marketing past shows
Make every point 3 times 😂😂😂
What Im going to say
What I am saying
What i said
12.03.2026 21:16
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It was lovely
Will see how it sits in the tummy later. There was a lot of cabbage 😂
12.03.2026 20:58
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Gluten free pizza base made from shredded cabbage, carrots and onions bound with egg
12.03.2026 18:24
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My part of Vienne several supermarkets have panels in the car parks some only installed this year
12.03.2026 18:22
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I always blame the clock on my oven. Not set it won’t start. Start time accidentally set.
Blame the cats for cooking zoomy pizza at 4am
12.03.2026 18:11
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Spring is getting there
12.03.2026 16:02
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Don’t forget the mackerel, otters, red squirrels and ospreys on the some Scottish notes
11.03.2026 22:58
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Good!
One of my high school friends lives in Bethesda. I guess she will be there
11.03.2026 22:49
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Wouldn’t Farage prefer we all used crypto.
Crypto doesn’t really have pictures, except for non frangible tokens which are like valueless crypto
11.03.2026 22:47
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It’s also the Bank of *England* Scotland and NI do their own through multiple banks.
As an aside one NI bank is Danish
11.03.2026 22:46
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He had big boots to fill - Bozo Johnson’s clown shoes
11.03.2026 18:47
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Dull damp day
Raclette it is then
11.03.2026 18:04
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Was the AI generated footage based on any existing CCTV footage of Clarkson fighting?
11.03.2026 12:43
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Irradiated crabs. Breeding Spider Crab Man. The wet super hero
10.03.2026 23:02
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Oh, I thought they were irradiating them to make spider crab man
10.03.2026 22:54
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Did you know the guy that programmed washing machine countdowns did file download timers in Windows 95?
10.03.2026 12:39
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Je vous en prie
09.03.2026 18:39
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Is this of help?
09.03.2026 17:32
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In the foggy metropolis of Bert the chimney sweep?
Nah, leve it awrt, mate!
09.03.2026 13:44
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That’s so unfair on Adele. She made being aware of a miserable life highly lucrative. Unlike Farage who has no awareness whatsoever
09.03.2026 09:57
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Little things like saying hello to everyone in the doctor’s waiting room
09.03.2026 09:46
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The 18th *is* a village
09.03.2026 09:44
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Ah, the XTC generated by that
09.03.2026 09:41
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You better send Calvin to supervise.
They might put the window in the wrong way round
09.03.2026 08:56
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OH is at the dentist this afternoon.
Eating later might be uncomfortable so can I take her to lunch at the resto next door to the dentist ?
Ever the optimist she is
09.03.2026 08:43
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Early for me too. The nurse does a no appointment needed session at 7h30
I had to have a vaccine I missed 5 years ago.
09.03.2026 08:03
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Errrr Paddington and dead things?
09.03.2026 07:54
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More helpfully
Probably too dry, but feel the soil in the pot just in case you accidentally overwatered
Check the plant and pot for any insects.
Give the plant a good talking to
09.03.2026 07:47
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If only the internet was honest
Your plant is going brown it’s you, you plant murderer
09.03.2026 07:42
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Smarty pants
09.03.2026 07:33
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