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Music, books, other stuff. Idiots, the lot of you.

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Hehe, I ily only saw it about an hour ago, and was - once again - astounded at the things people seem to manage to have opinions on.

11.03.2026 19:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Be honest, have you ever had a conversation in real life with anyone about what should be on a note?

You have not.

11.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I will never ever bother forming an opinion on what or whose picture is on a bank note (which I rarely even use these days) and you can’t make me.

11.03.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Genuinely feeling the same. My bro in law and Dad said same (both remember the last relegation well, I'm a wee bit too young).

11.03.2026 11:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some lovely Penguins too. What a talent.

11.03.2026 11:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Funny is back.

BE FUNNY OR DIE will rise again.

E-book and audiobook available now…

New paperback edition next year.

11.03.2026 08:42 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 11
David Gentleman's artwork for Charing Cross tube station

David Gentleman's artwork for Charing Cross tube station

David Gentleman, who is COOL, is 96 today.

11.03.2026 10:54 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

He’s a modern day Wizard of Oz. Suxh an empty vessel.

11.03.2026 11:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hehehe.

11.03.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, don’t think they’re 100 per cent accurate, but I definitely got less than two hours last night. I’m not someone who gets hung up on stats and gets compulsive, so…but understand it’s easy to do.

11.03.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face . ALT: a little girl is sitting on a couch with her eyes closed and making a funny face .

Happy for you.

11.03.2026 08:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m not sure it helps that I can now track my bouts of insomnia so easily.

Anyway, morning everyone.

11.03.2026 07:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Club Troicana. All that’s missing is the pee.

10.03.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Had to laugh at the commentary β€œbeen in charge for nearly four games”. God, what a mess.

10.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Because manager is a tool.

10.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope he’s got a escape Klaus in his contract?

10.03.2026 21:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It may be the saddest thing I've seen at Spurs. God.

10.03.2026 20:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes, I'm definitely cheered up.

10.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lovely city.

10.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Awful, just seen your day, which makes my moaning seem petty! Hope you're okay x

10.03.2026 20:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve had a rotten day, after a rotten Monday. Still at least I can watch my team on the television. That always cheers me up. #coys

10.03.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Just catching up with last night's #TheArchers. Have I had a bump on the head that means I hear the words Blue Lights repeatedly rather than a proper sentence?

10.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s never made much sense to me that hospital mortuaries are strictly regulated (Human Tissue Authority ) but not private funeral directors even a little bit (not even a code of conduct).

10.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWell, Joey, good news is you’ve got two weeks to pay the first Β£100 grand (plus interest). Could be worse!”

10.03.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Crying laughing at the replies. I never get tired of the ingenious ways people describe jobbies.

10.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Back cover will be you waggling your glasses, proving you are both larky and intellectual.

10.03.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Can’t imagine where Stephen is going where he sees such a youthful demographic at these concerts.

Bloody London bubble innit.

10.03.2026 11:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooh, boy. Grim is right.

10.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reader, she failed the challenge.

God, PLEASE stop writing about colleges and professors.

10.03.2026 10:47 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My big cultural blind spot is that family: I obviously know who they are, basically, and that they have brands etc but not in the detail at all. I’m happy to keep it that way!

10.03.2026 10:36 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0