Thomas Kula

A weird dog-like creature, the pet of Commander Kruge, on the dimly-lit bridge of a Klingon vessel.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character- warg answers only.

Post your favorite Lord of the Rings character. Wrong answers only.

gay hockey is just a gateway drug for the real hard stuff: the music of wolf parade

🫡 for that alt text.

Also, hot take - if you would uproot your whole life just to avoid contributing a bit to your local schools and roads...

And you already make more money in a year than many will make in a lifetime...

And you *already pay* a 3x lower tax rate...

Maybe I don't want you to be my neighbor anyway.

Check out the Cornish Pasty Co while you're there.

Ypsilanti mentioned.

If I had a nickel for every time Franz Ferdinand was involved in the precursor events of a world war, I’d have two nickels, which isn’t a lot, but it’s weird it happened twice

Petition to make the Monday following any time shift a federal holiday.

Images of an old silver 1999 Toyota Corolla for sale

You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes

Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would. Interesting facts: This car's exterior color is gray, but it's interior color is grey. In the owner's manual, oil is listed as "optional." When this car was unveiled at the 1998 Detroit Auto Show, it caused all 2,000 attendees to spontaneously yawn. The resulting abrupt change in air pressure inside the building caused a partial collapse of the roof. Four people died. The event is chronicled in the documentary "Bored to Death: The Story of the 1999 Toyota Corolla You wanna know more? Great, I had my car fill out a Facebook survey. Favorite food: spaghetti Favorite tv show: Alf Favorite band: tie between Bush and the Gin Blossoms This car is as practical as a Roth IRA. It's as middle-of-the-

When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla, It's fine." Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla. Google map of cars location

Never forget: 8 years ago a random person on Craigslist wrote the most effective ad for the Toyota Corolla, ever.

I propose that in october we permanently shift all clocks back by only 30 minutes & then fucking leave them there forever after. And if you think that's somehow more absurd than the DST/SDT dance, please take a deep breath and remember that clock time is fake & was invented for trains. It'll be fine

This is my exact philosophy and I am glad to find a fellow person with such fine thinking.

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

Does this guy know that if he doesn’t veto passed legislation it just becomes law after 10 days?

*Excepting Sundays, pocket veto, etc etc.

"I don't want to have to explain to my kids what gay people are" is ridiculous. You have to explain everything to them! They've never seen anything before! What else are you doing this about? You don't like broccoli so you just refuse to ever let your child know about what broccoli is? Okay man

Periodic reminder that if I’m ever elected ruler of all things my first act will be decreeing that we jump ahead 30 minutes next Spring and never fucking touch time again.

My second act will be to resign and move to the country to grow big pumpkins.

The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

Whenever I say we should return to 1940-1980 tax levels for the super wealthy (billionaires) of 91%+ marginal tax I hear, "If you do that, billionaires will leave the USA."

To which I say:
1. Promise? Because it didn't happen last time.
2. Don't threaten me with a good time.
#AbolishBillionaires

Have you committed to no funding for the Republicans' illegal war?

That is also how I read it. Will there be a butter cow?

We developed what was probably the most miraculous food assistance program the world had ever seen after WWII in part because so many potential draftees were ineligible because of malnutrition.

Yesterday, I gave colleagues from another university a brief tour of campus which included showing them the piece of chalkboard where Ernest O. Lawrence's Nobel Prize was announced to the group and confirmed. It just so happened that this was also in the 5min period before an undergrad lab started.

Con, sonar, Crazy Coot!

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe.
Two D graphics on CGA monitors.
I’ve heard modems handshake at 1200 baud.
All those moments will be lost in time, like mom picked up the phone.

I think they might have better luck spending two thousand dollars holding a press conference where they detail who made the key decisions to collaborate with the Trump administration, how and when they were fired, and explaining what would stop that from happening again.

"you need to learn how to use gAI or you'll get left behind!"

counterpoint!

the absolute fastest way to render yourself unemployable is to build your skillset around a tool that does your thinking for you, that everyone has access to, and that one company can change or take away at any time

I can taste a slice from this place and the closest I’ve ever been to this place is St. Paul.