Larry David's new HBO comedy series will star:
• Bill Hader as Abraham Lincoln
• Kathryn Hahn as Mary Todd Lincoln
• Jon Hamm & Sean Hayes as The Wright Brothers
• Barack Obama in an unknown role
Described as a sketch comedy about American History to honor America’s 250th anniversary.
this is a guy who went to see Donald fucking Trump in the White House and charmed the shit out of him and he looked at Bari’s new outlet and was like, nah
First Democrat to become Boca Raton Mayor in over three decades. Your vote matters.
The entire US political ruling class has had their brains rotted out by decades of only doing policy through tax preferences, because they're afraid of spending money. So their only solution to increasing income and resource inequality is reducing taxes on the burdened classes.
South African immigrants to the US are returning to South Africa because the US does not feel safe, citing school shooters and ICE raids. apple.news/A9pQEUbPrT_W...
When a federal judge (finally) put ICE officers under oath, they admitted that they are given daily detention quotas and rely heavily on a Palantir-supplied AI tool to select targets, without warrants and without enough evidence to obtain one. They simply go into neighborhoods and round people up.
Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With
Pete Hegseth Questions What Girls Were Doing In School To Begin With https://theonion.com/pete-hegseth-questions-what-girls-were-doing-in-school-to-begin-with/
President Donald Trump is expected to remove Richard Grenell as head of the Kennedy Center, according to three sources familiar with the matter. https://cnn.it/4ryHRcm
British horse racing is usually safer than American. Usually. www.bbc.com/news/article...
Guiou, a case worker for foster children, is a registered Democrat and a “big Zohran Mamdani fan.” But she said she’s considering changing her registration so she can vote for Fishback in the primary. She’s drawn to his promise not to take money from AIPAC and to his insistent emphasis on affordability. Guiou said she and her fiancé have to live with roommates because rent is so expensive and homeownership unachievable. She told me that she listens to Fuentes sometimes, and some of what he says makes sense to her. “I would say that there are some things that he speaks for that I agree with, especially about things not being affordable, about the elites purposefully keeping the general population under their control by pricing us out of things that should be considered basic needs,” said Guiou. And she listens to Candace Owens, who has lately been accusing Charlie Kirk’s wife of complicity in a Zionist plot to murder him. “My politics are kind of confused, right?” she told me with a laugh.
we are absolutely fucked
If you're a service member being ordered to prep for deployment for the War in Iran and you have moral and/or ethical misgivings on all this, remember that you have the right to apply for conscientious objector status.
Call the G.I. Rights hotline: 1-877-447-4487
Mar Espinar criticized Isabel Diaz Ayuso for her alignment with Trump during a government hearing: (English translation in the post) “Cójase al mafioso de su jefe de Gabinete, tire para Mar-a-Lago y déjenos aquí — que somos más de los valientes de Minnesota”
Mar Espinar, Spain’s PSOE deputy, on Isabel Díaz Ayuso’s support for Trump:
“Take your mafioso chief of staff, go to Mar-a-Lago, and leave us here — because we are more like the brave ones from Minnesota”
Hegseth: "We will keep pushing, keep advancing. No quarter, no mercy for our enemies."
No quarter is the refusal to take prisoners and instead just execute everyone. It's been considered a war crime for over a century.
so what you are saying is, we are the Texans of the universe
When the edible hittt
Happy black and tan husky mix smiling and ears popping while she prepares to catch a bite of poptart crust in the snow.
Same dog, looking over her shoulder - and covered with snow. It’s been coming down pretty steadily since I took this pic; we’re up to maybe a couple inches.
Same happy dog covered in snow.
Another pic of the dog with snow poof on her nose. She is smiling in the snow at the end of a red leash.
this is usually the part where I post a Morning Monty but you guys we have SNOW and Lucy is HERE FOR IT
She is the blue ribbon escort for sure - taking escorting all the way to the Whitehouse
So now he has a cool scar - great
The Department of Defense announced Friday that six more American troops have died as a result of the war in Iran, bringing the total to 13 since the conflict began in late February. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/03/13/r...
Graham is magic
A man with a rifle who crashed into a large Michigan synagogue in what federal officials are saying was an attack had lost four family members in an Israeli airstrike in his native Lebanon last week, an official said Friday. https://to.pbs.org/40tJey8
Today's @theflytrapmedia.com reprint of a Bitch Media classic is outstanding: A look at the mostly white, privileged people trying to buy their way into enlightenment and the slew of books helping them do it. By @joshundasanders.bsky.social and Diana Barnes-Brown!
NEW: Our team of FT reporters across the world dug into the strike on the school in Minab. Along the way, we explored what the dearth of real-time, on-the-ground information means for open-source research in this conflict:
as.ft.com/r/f29c784b-3...
He looks like a nutcracker
The U.S. military says a KC-135 refueling aircraft supporting operations against Iran crashed in western Iraq, killing four of its six crew members. https://to.pbs.org/3Nl1yGs
“Today made one thing very clear: horrific and disturbing acts occurred on the Zorro Ranch property near Stanley, New Mexico, and more investigations must be conducted to deliver the full truth and long-overdue justice for Epstein’s victims,” U.S. Sen. Ben Ray Luján (D-N.M.) said in a statement.
the groups the United States has most successfully targeted in the current war:
1. Iranian schoolgirls
2. Americans
The U.S. Postal Service is issuing a stamp collection honoring low-rider culture.
In 2022, we reported on the push to overturn bans in California cities against cruising, where people parade their custom-built low-rider cars on local streets. https://to.pbs.org/3ToH6m6
That Rita Coolidge thing...such a Clapton move. Dick.
