One Pound of Bees

preventative, there’s drinking orange juice daily and avoiding black tea (and coffee i think)

curative, i couldn’t say

saved me a click. thanks!

saved me a click. thanks!

there’s a good group missing. where’s the beer?

sorry hun, my net worth is tied up in my future earning potential

unfortch i’ve heard people from philly pronounce it like that. i just repeat it back “LANK-uh-stir”

turns out it wasn’t a cavity. false alarm!!

i need to start embracing swag again

i decided to turn my swag on

swag is in the eye of the beholder

i struggle with similar thoughts and feelings of isolation from my family

Israel has closed all the crossings into Gaza and reimposed total siege.

maxine asleep on her shopping bag while holding a butterfly toy

my cat is sick. can i get a “get well soon, maxine” in the chat?

how to delete from my eyeballs?

no, i said i was doing a set at the Comedy Seller

i meant “anything” as in “even one single thing,” but “all the things” would also do

just peeked in on twitter, and they got rid of dark blue mode??? now it’s only white or black. is there no room for middle ground left in the world!?

i see we’ve both had ms. duff on the mind today!

must i keep awakening and searching “how to make lingerie” so i can make myself the bejeweled structured bodysuit from my subconscious? also, in my dream hilary duff was wearing it in a tv ad.

i saw a car pull up to the gas station air pump rolling in on at least three donut spare tires

i need to stop dreaming of fashions i can’t create!!

shucks! i’ll reconsider my well-laid plan

would you recommend it? i’m contemplating becoming the cdc chief and taking mumps out of the mmr vaccine

dang girl, you got me wuthering to new heights. this is peak wuthering. setting a new pr for wuthering here

*the postal service voice * they will see us Wuthering from such great Heights

come down now, they’ll say…

this is why the whole “oh, suffering creates great art” thing is bullshit

you know what’s conducive to art? a roof over your head and food on the table

you know what isn’t? stressing out over where the fuck the rent money is going to come from

Counterpoint: labor is entitled to all that it creates, bitch

yes! my windpipe hurts!!

meme of a girl force feeding another girl milk. the milk is labeled “honk juice” and the girl drinking it is labeled “my car” honk juice is a fictional substance that some joke makes your car able to honk

it’s every day with these people (marylanders)