everyone knows pizza tastes best from a nuclear-fired oven :)
11.03.2026 03:09
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everyone knows pizza tastes best from a nuclear-fired oven :)
i could never be bored of pizza, but that’s just me
sourdough is just a way for big flour to sell more bags of flour
they're gonna have to bring back work from home because there ain't gonna be any gasoline
NO NO NO YOU DON’T
GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA
federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL
tell everyone you know
www.freetaxusa.com
preventative, there’s drinking orange juice daily and avoiding black tea (and coffee i think)
curative, i couldn’t say
saved me a click. thanks!
saved me a click. thanks!
there’s a good group missing. where’s the beer?
sorry hun, my net worth is tied up in my future earning potential
unfortch i’ve heard people from philly pronounce it like that. i just repeat it back “LANK-uh-stir”
turns out it wasn’t a cavity. false alarm!!
i need to start embracing swag again
i decided to turn my swag on
swag is in the eye of the beholder
i struggle with similar thoughts and feelings of isolation from my family
Israel has closed all the crossings into Gaza and reimposed total siege.
maxine asleep on her shopping bag while holding a butterfly toy
my cat is sick. can i get a “get well soon, maxine” in the chat?
how to delete from my eyeballs?
no, i said i was doing a set at the Comedy Seller
i meant “anything” as in “even one single thing,” but “all the things” would also do
just peeked in on twitter, and they got rid of dark blue mode??? now it’s only white or black. is there no room for middle ground left in the world!?
i see we’ve both had ms. duff on the mind today!
must i keep awakening and searching “how to make lingerie” so i can make myself the bejeweled structured bodysuit from my subconscious? also, in my dream hilary duff was wearing it in a tv ad.
i saw a car pull up to the gas station air pump rolling in on at least three donut spare tires
i need to stop dreaming of fashions i can’t create!!
shucks! i’ll reconsider my well-laid plan
would you recommend it? i’m contemplating becoming the cdc chief and taking mumps out of the mmr vaccine
dang girl, you got me wuthering to new heights. this is peak wuthering. setting a new pr for wuthering here
*the postal service voice * they will see us Wuthering from such great Heights
come down now, they’ll say…