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Hayden (he/him)

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number theorist x software hacker • rustacean • ask me about tokio-console • engineering manager at HERE • corazón andaluz • permanent antipodean • he/him

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Truly the bet problems.

06.03.2026 19:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dicen que vivir bien es un arte.

Y los andaluces tienen mucha arte.

#DíaDeAndalucía

28.02.2026 17:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hitting yourself with a hammer recreationally was predicted by the Australian author David McRobbie in his 1993 book “Waxing with Wayne”.

Just sayin’

25.02.2026 06:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Until I saw this I wasn’t sure that Amos actually had a surname. It was always “Amos (fasterthanli.me)”.

Like if Madonna had been a blogger.

24.02.2026 19:04 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I’m not sure how much swearing is on the B1 exam… maybe they leave that for C1/C2?

23.02.2026 05:19 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I should really grab these, I loved The Red Scholar’s Wake

20.02.2026 19:33 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Thanks! I’ll check it out.

14.02.2026 07:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

@orhun.dev do you know of a TUI that will track and graph CPU and memory usage of a single process over time?

I haven’t been able to find anything, but I figured that if anyone would know, you would.

13.02.2026 18:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

Yes, it really would be!

13.02.2026 15:15 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just wrote a #rustlang function with two `u64` parameters next to one another, decided to change the order, and then shivered at the fact that the compiler didn't know the right order.

Immediately changed the type of one of the parameters so that they are now different.

13.02.2026 14:43 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I'm up to the "printenv at the beginning of the script" stage of debugging this CI/CD job.

30.01.2026 13:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Thanks!

29.01.2026 14:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

What does “complete the single market” mean here? I don’t think I understand.

29.01.2026 14:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Randahl Fink (@randahl@mastodon.social) If you do not want to use software from a US tech industry that supports Donald Trump, this is the website you have been looking for: https://european-alternatives.eu

Link to the toot where I first saw this link: mastodon.social/@randahl/115...

29.01.2026 14:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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European Alternatives We help you find European alternatives for digital service and products, like cloud services and SaaS products.

I saw this website just yesterday linked from mastodon (toot link in the replies). Good place to start if you’re looking for EU based alternatives. Lots of offerings in there I’d never heard of, not sure what the prices are like yet.

european-alternatives.eu

29.01.2026 14:26 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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You’re not real Aboriginals. You don’t wear a lap-lap and hunt for your food, or live in a bark humpy!

Why is it white Australian culture can evolve but Aboriginal culture is not allowed to or risk being classified as not Aboriginal?

Simple answer - Racism.

24.01.2026 09:07 👍 285 🔁 68 💬 16 📌 2

Received an email at work:

This is a long email thread and I do not have time to review in detail and try to respond in email. I suggest scheduling a 30min sync up meeting to review/discuss.

Read-o-Meter says:

Estimated reading time: 7 minutes, 15 seconds. Contains 1451 words

21.01.2026 14:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I used to travel a lot within Europe. For work and also as a tourist.

Now, apparently I travel so little that RyanAir wants to close my account due to inactivity.

21.01.2026 05:55 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Well this is pretty cool.

20.01.2026 17:38 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Give me my Makkita back mate!

(or was that just an Australian commercial?)

16.01.2026 17:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This post is a fantastic read and Elias’s comments are a great follow up.

14.01.2026 18:37 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ravelry is truly the best version of the internet.

09.01.2026 22:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Being explicit is nice.

08.01.2026 06:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

By the way, I agree with having different types of references. Stating that some code implementation a requirement is different to some code testing a requirement, and for traceability they’re both important.

Of course, perhaps you could determine which one from surrounding context, but…

08.01.2026 06:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Could you use a different separator, instead of whitespace?

// r[impl:foo.bar.baz]

08.01.2026 06:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Happy Three Kings Day (Día de los Reyes Magos) to those who celebrate!

#DiaDeLosReyesMagos #ReyesMagos

06.01.2026 18:52 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re making shepherd’s pie for three kings this year.

I BBQ the lamb first and then chop it up. So I was out on the barbie in the rain and then spent a bunch of time deboning chops and cutting it all up (with lots of help). We now have a huge amount of filling ready to go.

#DiaDeLosReyesMagos

04.01.2026 19:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yeah. I was wondering about that…

03.01.2026 00:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Could you ask the seller to just send you the RAM?

02.01.2026 22:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That would be cool!

01.01.2026 14:53 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0