100 States.
100 Justices (9-15 chosen by lottery for any case).
1000 Representatives.
The three most serious problems in 🇺🇸 politics - Senate malapportionment, the Wizards in Robes, & gerrymandering - all mostly fixable w/o constitutional amendments*
[*We can quibble about specific numbers 👆]
Expanding SCOTUS doesn’t need to stop at 13.
Let’s get a Supr33me Court
Yeah! I just followed
New from 404 Media: Proton Mail, the privacy-focused email service, gave authorities data that let the FBI unmask an anonymous 'Stop Cop City' protester. It was payment data linked to the anonymous email account. From that, FBI ID'd them, then tracked their movements www.404media.co/proton-mail-...
Senator may i suggest: 2remberg
I'm not interested in pragmatism for 2-7 hours after a Schadenfreude Event. It's like swimming after eating.
Markshake Nuggin
ladies and gentlemen, i am so pleased to introduce the next secretary of homeland security
NOEM TO BE REPLACED BY MARKWAYNE MULLALLY
A color photo of a brown horse with a large white marking down the center of the nose, the horse is dressed up in a custom Thomas the Tank Engine from childrens tv costume, a popular choice for equestrian fancy dress events its precious animals nature beauty
Last year when I was checking into a hotel, the desk person was wearing Meta glasses. I kindly asked them to take them off. They were annoyed. I said, “I do not consent to you looking at my credit card and ID with Meta glasses on.” My instincts were correct: www.bbc.com/news/article...
He’s lucky his uncles weren’t both named Mark or his name would be Markuncles
Kristi Noem may i interest you in a hat!
Sin Plane Leads To Markwayne
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Did Larry David write this
by far the best, ballsiest, and most in-depth story on noem's firing so far. @swin24.bsky.social @andrewperez.bsky.social @zeteo.com open.substack.com/pub/zeteo/p/...
GET THAT LADY DOGS OUT THAT HOUSE NEOOOOOOOW
This claims that Orwell actually did do a paraphrase of Kipling (but that’s not what Noem quoted): quoteinvestigator.com/2011/11/07/r...
Ah yes this has the real flavor of Orwell via brainyquote - also attributed to Churchill but actually from a Washington Times film critic in a column titled ‘The Perils of Passive Sex’
Kristi Noem misattributing a paraphrase of Rudyard Kipling to George Orwell really does sum it all up huh
ending her career lying about an orwell quote while the entire room is getting news notifications about how she’s been fired and clearly doesn’t know it, perfect
Noem is currently speaking in Nashville, TN. Unclear if she knows she has been fired.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX-i...
Noem just wrapped. Unclear if she received word of her firing beforehand. She wasn't asked as it does not appear there were reporters in the audience. She was not speaking like someone who knew she had been fired.
Kristi Noem's "Open to Work" LinkedIn Profile
I can’t get over the fact that the Pritzker team created this & posted it, while in the same amount of time, Noem apparently was still unaware she’d been shit-canned.
LOL
NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED
senator andy kim i have also used the canva mardi gras flyer template recently mazel tov to u
