maggie schreiter

no, it’s fine! once the baby squirrels start arriving everything gets super busy and you never feel like you’re getting anything done

oh you’re only allowed to deal with bats (and some other animals) if you’ve been vaccinated

all the adult squirrels we had are being released today. bye guys

no, and yes

good morning! it’s time to get ready to see the creatures. have the baby squirrels arrived? are we still inundated with bats? LET’S FIND OUT

i did my last ones myself. it was kind of harrowing all the same

hmm, probably true. this week’s is people insisting bird flu isn’t real and “they” are killing the birds

thunderstorm! cat hears the noise, and rolls up into a tighter ball

Three Warhammer Gobbapalooza miniatures, painted for the tabletop.

I sincerely believe that in order to keep this here social network viable, we have to also share our silly little guys. 3/5 of the way through painting the Gobbapalooza.

What are you working on?

silly quilt (there’s a printed panel with unicorns and fairies that is part of this)

yessssss

yessssss i love going to things by myself!

A frame from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993). About 3/4 of a dozen young school girls are in front of a barred fence, smiling. They are looking at the small dinosaur-esque Baby Godzilla in the foreground, facing away from the camera. The caption reads, "Isn't he lovely?" They are, of course, 110% correct. Not pictured: Godzilla; Mechagodzilla; Baby's lovely face (because he's turned away)

A frame from Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993). A close up of Baby's beautiful mug. No caption.

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla II (1993)

love it when an animal sees “moving thing smaller than me” and goes directly to “EAT IT”

he had to live in his own tank bc he was much smaller than the other ones and they wanted to eat him reeeeeal bad

i already had three of a different species of tree frog (i’d had them for idk five years by then). my friends gave me a box on my birthday. “it’s a tree frog. no like literally,” as i opened the box and he tried to leap out

the name egregore dredges up a memory: i used to have a pet tree frog named egogre zpleo, which was from one of those pre-movie celebrity scrambles (george lopez)

you gotta know where you stand with them

GOOGLY eyes

i bought a 12-pack of little ones cuz i can’t eat the big ones anymore. this is alas not a joke

then i pranked him to death with a tire iron.. also a thing we still say

we still say “she won’t answer, she’s a bobcat” and “i’m not good with numbers, maybe 80?” all the time

“bobcat” has actually become shorthand in our house for when kid was giving us the silent treatment

The guy, kind of a long angular face and beak of a nose and raggedy teeth

Every punk band got that one bassist who looks like the first zombie in NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD

Artax going down a little staircase behind the couch while doing the little queen wave with one hoof

a curious worm with an eye and a fleshy goatee emerging from a chimney beneath a starry sky

peepus wormleigh
rough colors
#art

Time once again to share the little lesson from my Local Media class (drawing on the work of myriad other scholars!) about how this happened — and why it doesn’t have to be like this. The post office could + should be a vital institution for public connection — from postal mail to internet access

why is it that the only people who comment on news articles are wacky far-right conspiracy theorists (and my brother trolling them)

heavy trip (2018)

this is extremely unimportant but i forgot to change into a real bra before i came to work and it feels weird bc i am an Old

today in food crimes: banana cold foam on an iced latte from dunkin. cold dead hands, rfk. cold dead hands.