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Senior Engineering Director. Sometimes I talk about making software for government. Random explosions of gopher sports and shit posts. Pasquale rhymes with trolley.

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Kind of forgot how much Obama was just really good at talking and making you feel good and hopeful, even when telling you the truth about things not being great right now.

07.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Bill and Mary March of Destiny Day to all who celebrate

07.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aight, I just heard that Too Many Jalens in the NBA track and I love it. I didn't believe you all and I was wrong but now I'm right.

07.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our next contract negotiations started last week. The PMG always plants a story like this in the media so they can cry poor about why they can't give us a raise.

07.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 110 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Computer and coding books from Usborne | Usborne | Be Curious Usborne children's coding books for a new generation

Usborne released a bunch of their old 80s programming books for free a while back, and they're all just a gem:

usborne.com/us/books/com...

07.03.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 217 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
Page of forever stamps with a picture of Alex Trebek and a jeopardy style Answer reading β€œthis naturalized US citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! For 37 seasons”

Page of forever stamps with a picture of Alex Trebek and a jeopardy style Answer reading β€œthis naturalized US citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! For 37 seasons”

Spouse who is an immigration lawyer just got the world’s greatest USPS forever stamps for his mail

07.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 1701 πŸ” 259 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 27

It's also better better when it's me deciding whose posts I see

07.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazon Prime

07.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wish I had a real job so I could tell my tailor to dress me like the boys in guy ritchie pictures

07.03.2026 07:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry. They did this, then let the dude that missed a free throw put his miss back in at the other end with 3 seconds left?

07.03.2026 06:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sold. Both of them

07.03.2026 06:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Look at how the top lapel matches the pattern in parallel. That's a tailor

07.03.2026 06:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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WANT

07.03.2026 06:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

An astonishing herringbone pattern

07.03.2026 06:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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LOOK AT THIS GODDAMN COAT

07.03.2026 06:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'd also pay his sound designer to soundtrack my boring ass life to feel moody and awesome

07.03.2026 06:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also I'd ask for his costume designer to dress me

07.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If I won the lottery, I would give guy ritchie as much money as he needed to do whatever he wanted in exchange for doing more king arthur movies and more geezer young Sherlock shows

07.03.2026 06:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't beat a dude you can call Big Mac on your hockey team

07.03.2026 05:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know if this counts, but I absolutely cannot stomach Lost Prophets and I used to love them until some shit happened with the lead singer. Don't Google it. Just trust me that "love the art, hate the artist" can't overcome the evil shit that dude did

07.03.2026 05:45 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a young man 's face with the words potatoes written below him ALT: a close up of a young man 's face with the words potatoes written below him
07.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mild No More

07.03.2026 05:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

TARASENKO RIPS IT TOP SHELF! 🚨 That wrist shot is NASTY and we're cruising 4-1 with under 5 left in the 3rd! πŸ”₯πŸ™Œ



Minnesota Wild: 4
Vegas Golden Knights: 1

#mnwild

07.03.2026 05:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Young Sherlock is fantastic right out of the gate

07.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Managers phone blowing up

07.03.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can hear the stick up the ass on those quotes

07.03.2026 05:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
MIAMI 31-OH DESERVES A BEVEL

MIAMI 31-OH DESERVES A BEVEL

MIAMI 31-OH DESERVES A BEVEL

07.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 179 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Aggievision Classic

07.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Stickiness

07.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

On a work note, for my engineer friends, I made a paper banana today with nothing but the paper and a past bid response that generates extremely accurate process diagrams

And it absolutely rips.

07.03.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0