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I am Patrick's Sports Angst

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Senior Engineering Director. Sometimes I talk about making software for government. Random explosions of gopher sports and shit posts. Pasquale rhymes with trolley.

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Spuds win. Gophs win. Bill and Mary win. Big day.

08.03.2026 04:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He really just wouldn't let them lose and I loved it

08.03.2026 04:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#StepperEffect

08.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like a quarter zip like nikos please

08.03.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And an incredible come back

08.03.2026 04:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Great job swallowing the whistle there by the refs

08.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Come on gophs get a stop hereeeeeeeee

08.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

I was *

08.03.2026 04:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Inqas sleepy and then this second half happened

08.03.2026 04:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah gophers. Never change

08.03.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.

07.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 6759 πŸ” 1120 πŸ’¬ 103 πŸ“Œ 45

Can't lose if this is your jam

(it's my jam)

08.03.2026 03:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very excited to get back to correct time tomorrow, though.

Tired of the darkness at 530

08.03.2026 03:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

ULTIMATE STATE HOCKEY DAY! Now the Class AA final is going to OT: kstp.com/45tv/prep45/...

08.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran regime change advocates got what they spent decades pushing forβ€”the US to launch a big war to collapse Iran’s governmentβ€”and they’re still not happy.

Because what they pushed for years was a fantasy of a smooth, easy regime change war that gets everyone to tell them they were right all along.

08.03.2026 02:56 πŸ‘ 554 πŸ” 102 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Take that trip you’ve been putting off.

Buy that nice thing you’ve been eying for awhile.

Talk to the attractive person you’ve been too shy to talk to.

Live for today because things don’t look great for the future.

Now, I personally am not going to do any of those things but you should.

08.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Live*

08.03.2026 00:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Long line the meat sweats

08.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Instead of being amazed that Cheney endorsed Harris despite agreeing with Trump on 99% of his policies, people treated it as though her endorsement meant Harris now agreed with Cheney on 99% of policy. Dumbest electorate in the world.

08.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1036 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 17

All the best oracle are saying, Donald, if you invade PERSIA, a great empire will fall! We love our ORACLES, especially as regards to Delphi and Future! thank you for your attention to this matter!

19.02.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 329 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

all of these people must live in prison

07.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
NMTC Spreadsheet 2024-25

PATRONS OF BLUESKY, it’s time to get yourself clued back into β€œTHE SPREADSHEET”

docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

27.02.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Kind of forgot how much Obama was just really good at talking and making you feel good and hopeful, even when telling you the truth about things not being great right now.

07.03.2026 18:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Bill and Mary March of Destiny Day to all who celebrate

07.03.2026 16:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Aight, I just heard that Too Many Jalens in the NBA track and I love it. I didn't believe you all and I was wrong but now I'm right.

07.03.2026 16:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our next contract negotiations started last week. The PMG always plants a story like this in the media so they can cry poor about why they can't give us a raise.

07.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 119 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
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Computer and coding books from Usborne | Usborne | Be Curious Usborne children's coding books for a new generation

Usborne released a bunch of their old 80s programming books for free a while back, and they're all just a gem:

usborne.com/us/books/com...

07.03.2026 07:17 πŸ‘ 218 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2
Page of forever stamps with a picture of Alex Trebek and a jeopardy style Answer reading β€œthis naturalized US citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! For 37 seasons”

Page of forever stamps with a picture of Alex Trebek and a jeopardy style Answer reading β€œthis naturalized US citizen hosted the quiz show Jeopardy! For 37 seasons”

Spouse who is an immigration lawyer just got the world’s greatest USPS forever stamps for his mail

07.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 1946 πŸ” 309 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 32

It's also better better when it's me deciding whose posts I see

07.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Amazon Prime

07.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0