It's peak, I'm afraid.
@wrenispinkle
"Our greatest weakness lies in giving up. The most certain way to succeed is always to try just one more time." falo portuguΓͺs π§π· honored member of Godβs chosen few (the elder Millennial)
It's peak, I'm afraid.
someone smarter than I: how can we crowdfund to buy Wired like they did with The Onion
Human prompted βdraw a rabbitβ The ai larper drew a wonky stick rabbit
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thereβs a fee unless you do what I do and have a handsome man pay for it. Itβs worth it though π€©
HWERE?!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
about to watch the LiB Ohio wedding of Ashley and Alex and while I hope she rejects this wannabe-day trading, Trump loving, period-tracking loser, she also kind of deserves him
Itβs a fascinating study of middle America π§
Gorgeous!
Me driving the other dads to the Dave & Busterβs out by the old mall:
Set up a nesting box and hope they gift you eggs π
The weirdly muscular Jabba from the new Star Wars movie
When I order a quarter pounder and 20 McNuggets but ask for water instead of a coke
my AIM away message circa 2002 after finding out my college roommate called me a βslutβ behind my back
I penciled out the math and was like, oh yeah, she would totally spend that much in 8 hours
They are in the County of Orange, indeed
Every wealthy person with a housekeeper and gardener is now gonna say they βwork with working class peopleβ
Some parent is gonna call me at 11pm to scream about their kidβs food allergies or sugar restrictions I can just feel it
My kid took a field trip to an amusement park today, and I bought her an all-day dining pass to make it easier for her to get lunch and dinner and snacks
but the way she was working out how to time her redemptions to be able to βgive outβ churros and ice cream to her friends has me worried π¬
wait so is electing not to go to college - even though your family could clearly afford it - now a signifier of being a working class Everyman?
lol
Is that what the kids are calling it these days π€
If the whole βIβve never had an orgasm with my boring husbandβ ends up NOT being a set up for βbut then he died and I started dating his cousin and she gave me oneβ Iβm gonna lose it
This better mean theyβre setting her up to fall in love with the girl cousinβ¦
SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26
NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%
Yes I β€οΈ him
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You had a chance to do cool things exploring how queer people in Regency England were able to secretly maintain bonds and relationships and instead it was this clunker
It was literally half a season of a child of a nobleman turned maid saying βI MUST leave here, stop tempting me!β but then not leaving
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YES PLEASE I wanted at least a *little* conflict outside of the βsheβs a perfect princess and her evil stepmother is out to get herβ
we are Heated Rivalrymaxxing here we need to be queermogging