Gordo!

Barrett & Cloud enjoying a nice date night

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Which fictional characters do you think were having the nastiest sex off-screen

British 9/11 was when Jimmy Carr did that tax thing

*Kier Starmer voice* hawk tuah

A post on X from the betting platform Polymarket that says “BREAKING: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of anxiety.”

Literally as I’m arguing with someone about whether AI companies are misleading people into believing their technology possesses God-like super-intelligence I see this monstrosity

How it started / how it's going

just want pangea for the pangeans 😡

A happy 40th anniversary to the time Bulma ran Goku over with her car and then took out a gun and tried to shoot him to death

I'm 69 million years old

In any of those years did you ever actually open any of the books?

A Labour MP or possibly a journalist appearing as a briefcase in Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared

“Why war with Iran is good for the people of Kettering”

you're not ready for HOGGLE2

can’t help but notice you haven’t bought me a crossbow yet

❤️❤️❤️

just has a little wank to Time Team

Kier Starmer is the new head of Xbox

Horny Nooting edited onto Zhadarnov showing off his medals from the death of Stalin

you’re so god damn good at the army!

I’ll be by later on to pick you up in my hotrod and give you a special date gift (a shotgun)

being made head of the whole army after 10 mins in training because they’re so impressed that I clipped under the floor and wiped the whole opposition team solo

I’m not allowed in the army because I’d be so good at it and the generals don’t want that heat

drawing of a woven label with a design of a cat sleeping under a blanket

i also designed this label for the bed purse I'm making!

pollera dancers with swords... is this anything

just put in a request for your cancellation

Dear Shabana, I notice today that you referred to me in your speech on immigration at the IPPR think tank. You said: “A party leader should not be on the beaches of France encouraging people to make a perilous crossing on small boats.” I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised especially after the hateful Labour campaign in Gorton and Denton, but this is just the latest in a string of lies peddled by a discredited Government who intentionally fan the flames of racism and division. When I went to Calais, I was not there to encourage people to travel to the UK. I was there to see at first hand the suffering your Government and successive Governments have done in demonising migrants in a pathetic bid to pander to the base instincts of Reform and the flawed strategy of Morgan McSweeney. As you will know, if you even bothered to research my visit instead of taking Reform talking points, I was there to witness the brutality of families living in tents in freezing temperatures. I filled water tanks and picked up litter. What that visit did do is confirm my belief that if we are to smash the boat gangs and stop the boats, we need to offer safer and managed routes for migrants to come to this country. Showing compassion as a politician is not a crime. In fact, we need to see much more of it. It reminded me of a young MP who in October 2015 spent three days in Lesbos helping migrants fleeing war-torn Syria. She posted videos on X, talked about handing out water and croissants to refugees and food parcels. When she returned to the UK, she wrote a very moving piece in the New Statesman. She said “we have to work with our European partners and create new, safe, and legal routes for refugees to get to Europe. We cannot abandon them to their fate, left as prey for smugglers whilst risking death on the seas.” She said “maybe we can make ourselves feel better by saying no-one is making them get on the boats. And again, the Home Secretary is not entirely wrong when …

Dear Shabana,

Let's clear some things up around migration and remember we're talking about people's lives.

My son just called him Keir Fartmer, there's absolutely no coming back from this, he's finished

your dad plays quidditch in the park

its quite rich to handwring about risking escalation while ultimately siding with the country that just launched thousands of unprovoked strikes and killed a foreign leader