Good morning! I'm in Uganda to visit family and friends.
But depending on your perspective, don't worry or I'm sorry: I'll be back by the end of the month.
See you soon, NYC.
I love late night shows and will always love late night shows. There’s a showbiz magic to hundreds of people throwing together an entire entertainment program for a live studio audience that will then be on television that same night. Regardless of business or if you like them, just kind of magical.
I’m gonna do the thing in the Materialists where Dakota Johnson gives her card to hot guys on the street saying she has good matches for them but when they call every match is me
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
literally forgot what it’s like to feel positively about an election, genuinely startled by the sensation of joy/hope !!!!!!!!!!!
In NYC walking by bars showing election results and hearing people cheer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🥲😭🥲💗💗😭😭😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼
If you use AI you’re accelerating climate crisis, polluting deprived communities, burning through water, giving bosses excuses to reduce workers rights and wages. It’s a moral and ethical degradation.
IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER FOR ANYBODY IN MY GD LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I actually don’t think my body is physically capable of handling this amount of tension
this is when I miss twitter even the mean british antis who appeared out of nowhere every time I tweeted ab the spurs
spurs spurs spurs spurs spurs spurs spurs SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS SPURS it’s 4:53am here we’re ALL UP
I don’t wanna carry cash! I don’t want apple pay !! I want GOLD DOUBLOONS!! let me hear the jingle jangle of big coins. who do I talk to about this
“Jurassic Park” ??? Sounds like a nice Korean boy 😎
[takes a hit of my papal vape]
I meant to post sooner but this is happening NOW on tv if u r on the east coast !! And at 9pm local time if you’re not!!!!! 💗💗💗
Thanks for having me onnnn, what a fun show !!!
We shot a very funny episode of "Have I Got News For You" tonight. I went into it thinking tariffs wouldn't be funny. I was wrong. Our guests @karenchee.bsky.social and @rokhanna.bsky.social were both funny and awesome. Airs tomorrow night on CNN.
Always a joy and a relief to stand shoulder to shoulder w so many people of diff ages & backgrounds and be angry together ✊🏼🥰
New York, this ruled 🎀😌🎀
Nobody should be disappeared from the streets of Somerville – or anywhere in America.
Everyone should be alarmed by the video of Rumesya Ozturk being handcuffed and taken away by agents. The government must immediately release her.
www.bostonglobe.com/2025/03/26/m...
when the Oscars show a clip of a nominated actor they should also play a clip of the nominee in real life so we can see just how much acting they really did
Hiii ! 🤗 I’ve read/enjoyed Rental House! Excited to check out Dancing On My Own, ty ty! ❤️
Found out that TWENTY emails is considered a lot to politicians on an issue.
TWENTY.
As in, they call that getting slammed.
So next time you see a request to email your rep, or call, keep that in mind.
TWENTY is a lot.
this is a joke, white people pls leave me alone
Ya this is a joke
not another white woman playing an Asian character smdh!!!!!!!!!!!
Taylor Swift is gonna be 45 soon 💔
Yeah, I’m MAGA! My Ass Great AsHell!!!!
Finally saw Dune. Every time they referenced the Reverend Mother I pictured the one from the Sound of Music. You can imagine my distress watching the film
Feel free to reply w ur favorite reads this year too pls I’m looking to fill some big transit time over the holidays ✈️🤓
