Knobhead

I hate Arsenal and their cunt supporters.

This commentator and Alan Smith are like Arsenal cheerleaders.

How much is the sell on clause?

They want around £90 million for him 🤯

Him and his agent have been speaking with Liverpool for weeks. As soon as he signs for them I wonder how long it will take them to say he isn’t a diver.

I’m the best dressed man you know.

Fantastic name. Hopefully one day we will see him in the Premier League.

I don’t use the app. I use the free web version.

LinkedIn is bad enough normally but now it’s full of right wing blerts posting stuff about Sadiq Khan. I’ve had to remove a recruitment agent because she constantly likes filth that pops up on my feed.

Growing up did you prefer ITV local news or BBC local news? I was ITV and Granada.

Starmer was definitely planted by the establishment with the sole purpose to destroy the Labour Party. The knighted clown doesn’t have a socialist bone in his body. The Green Party are the only political party not bought by corporations and billionaires.

The only thing surprising about this City score is that it’s not against Liverpool that they have shit the bed.

Barry Glendenning blocked me for calling him a big baby. The big baby.

Wigan being in the relegation zone of division 3 is a nice touch.

Chortle, guffaw, giggle, laugh at the Geordies.

Our track record of looking backward has never really done us any favours.

He’s got a move to the Saudi league written all over him.

Spurs looked at Everton’s board under Moshiri and said “hold my beer”

I vomited and my toes curled at the same time when I saw and heard that Geordie spokesperson then. They are as cringe as our red neighbours.

Wrexham fans have potentially avoided their nightmare scenario of not knowing who to support if Wrexham drew Liverpool in the next round.

Unlucky, wools.

You’re their King

I remember when some Evertonian’s were saying we should sign Kieffer Moore. Almost as maniacal as the ones who said we should sign Paul Mullin.

That ref sounded Scouse.

His eyes are too big and too far apart. For that reason alone, I vote against him.

I hate you now.

Wrexham is pyar wool.

I’ve just seen my cousin who I’ve not seen for about 20 years. He’s the only red in the whole family. It’s mad that families drift apart and only a death brings us all back together.