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here’s a video of a lil junco doing a lil dance to kick up buried food. :) i love him and so should u

if u listen, u can also hear the laser gun noises they make

anyone like birds?

that one meme from the anti weed commercial of a girl “high” and melting into a couch

rso really does always have me like this

this is who he said i looked like btw

i said “oh? that’s all you needed me for?” and he said “yeah, i know how my wife’s brain works and i just wanted to make sure you’re aware you look nothing like that crazy bitch and thought it would mean more in a personal setting”

i love him sm

the other day at work a customer told me i looked like some crazy looking actress from some old show (not pretty) and i was joking with my coworkers about it and my assistant manager who is the most unserious dude ever called me into his office later to make sure i knew i didn’t look like her 😭

who approved shaggy singing it wasn’t me on the macy’s thanksgiving day parade i was cackling the whole time that was amazing

pomeranian laying down, very floofy, very much looking like potato

tink just got a bath and she’s so floofy

she is potato

i can always tell how i am by how long it takes me to finish a round of spider solitaire

if you’re curious, rn, 3 min 54 sec

i’m rlly high

i walked in to my 12 y/o brothers room earlier and said “woah it smells like BO in here” and he replied “you smell like a bitch”

he got me

WAIT YOUVE SEEN IT?

i finally started only murders in the building and it’s actually so good 😭

some pics too 😋

otherworld as a rave venue is absolutely insane

ft. hol!

trying to learn how to use my flow star outside at 9 am in between bong rips

wish me luck

All my homies hate Christopher Columbus

around $85 total for glasses, prescription sunglasses and a case and then $145 for a years worth of contacts!

idk if anyone is like me and doesn’t have vision insurance and has awful eyes but walmart vision center is decently priced for exams. i paid $130 for a contact exam, which included a basic glasses lens exam as well and got written scripts

then i went online to zenni/1800 contacts and it’s doable ❤️

pls help the men in ur life, they’re having a hard time ❤️

my assistant manager was talking to me about self care today and then he was like “as i’m getting older i’m learning things.” and he whispered the next part, “did u know that calluses come off ur feet? like there’s a lil stone that scrubs it off?” and i said “a pumice stone? why are u whispering?”

a rat is eating a piece of cheese while being held by a person . ALT: a rat is eating a piece of cheese while being held by a person .

i brought cheese and crackers into work today for everyone and one of my managers walked in the kitchen and said “oh my god i love rat dinner!”

just started the new season of alice in borderland and DAMN

did yall know that any phone number with 555 as the middle set isn’t a working number? if you pay attention to shows and movies, the numbers are always 555. so if you ever don’t wanna use ur real number filling out a form or something, use that so some rando isn’t getting calls/texts
ex:628-555-0172

one of my fav interactions at lost lands this year, we were sitting by mainstage on picnic tables during rezz and this dude walks up ripping a whole ass seahorse and shared his dabs with us 🥹

if yall haven’t seen the video of trump trying to say acetaminophen, pls do

omg thank you!! they have dinos on the front too! i painted them :)

voyd set at wompy! i love all the screens so much, and ofc his visuals were absolutely insane on it

wook flu and period at the same time is actually killing me pls help

a few more pics for yall