Rob Steinberg

People are allowed to change. Forgive and forget.

getting word iran launching strikes on mr beast land in saudi arabia

source tells me mr beast land is stable

please god

Monday was the 25th anniversary of Monkeybone yet we all went around like it was just a normal day

I think its shameful that Americans get all their anime from Japan. We should be making our own anime here

The plot of the movie altered states only he's getting deeper and deeper into obscure Mike Patton bands

Wacky Races only its the Chinese Zodiac animals racing to the Jade Emperor

Took me a min to realize those are chains and not that Yoda has been up all night doing nitrous oxide

Spending valentine's day crying alone at the Sonic Cafe not out of sadness but hope the pity will make couples give me the bits of meat that fall off their messy chili dogs

When I first moved to the city my friend's drug dealer told me how we never returned to the moon because the advanced aliens who lived there said they'd blow up our planet if they ever saw us there again

Somewhere, alone on this planet, one obsessive fan is working hard to exaplain how all 800 episodes of the Simpsons can realistically take place without the kids ever getting a year older

I cant wait for them to have a go nowhere conversation followed by afterwards Newsom saying he made some good points while Ben continues to call him a country destroying commie

Watching Brothers Solomon on my phone at the bus stop like God intended

White puff of smoke coming from the Dilbert-looking tower from Scott Adams' stupid mansion. Rest in piss fuckface

Reporting live from the scene: white smoke is coming from the tower, the conclave has chosen a new Dilbert

Woah! A podcast of celebrities chatting about the biz? Sign me up!

When my coworker makes a bad joke but I had a tweet that trended in 2018

Corporate types are clamoring for a new kind of plastic surgery — using dead people's fat Corporate types are waiting weeks for — and spending big on — alloClae, which cuts out the recovery time typically associated with body enhancements.

If I ever get implants please dont use the fat of a serial killer that causes my butt to go on a killing spree while I sleep

Me and the boys

Was unaware that for the last 7 years the Governor of Wisconsin was just Joe Pera with one of those "see yourself old" ai filters

The Star Trek holodeck but all the holograms look like our shitty AI vids

Pluto TV is amazing because you can watch all the Bond movies and his classy sophisticated casino scenes are constantly interrupted with ads for shitty gambling candy crush looking scam apps

Gonna drink the water from the 30 year old promotional snowglobe for Fargo wish me luck

Tonight you'll be visited by three spirits

Brain Care Online is a great writer pen name

We all know the blue man group, but is there a blue WOMAN group 👉👈🫦

"All my favorite cool fictional characters hanging out a table together" is my favorite art genre

I love going to a Spencer's Gifts. Its like a magical place frozen in the time when epic bacon memes were popular. And yes, ofcourse half the merch has that clown from Terrifier on it

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. No, Virginia, he doesn't skip over the families of Jewish homes because he's full of bigotry. Santa was simply the Angel of Death in his previous job and still follows Passover rules

Performing karaoke of the song Where's Your Head At while visiting the buried site of the Nosferatu director who had his skull grave robbed

Still holding out my opinions on the Epstein emails until I see what Ben Garrison has to say

Its late at night so time to scroll through Instagram and comment "youre so beautiful" on pictures of cats