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@beardynoise

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Grace Jones illuminated on stage, hula hooping in an insanely cool outfit

Grace Jones illuminated on stage, hula hooping in an insanely cool outfit

She hula hoop'd for TWENTY MINUTES while doing Slave To The Rhythm & then introducing & crediting her band

07.03.2026 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everything she has worn has been SO CUNT

07.03.2026 13:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Grace Jones in a Keith Haring dress, wine glass on one hand, mic in the other. Singing.

Grace Jones in a Keith Haring dress, wine glass on one hand, mic in the other. Singing.

Grace Jones is an inspiration. 77, drinking wine, eating oysters, headlining a festival.

07.03.2026 12:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 110 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

They're all renaissance bitches to me

07.03.2026 11:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Think one of my favourite twitter moments was when I did a little thread about how to make puttanesca and got an appreciative QT that was basically "I know this account is primarily focused on fisting porn, but this is a *really good* explanation on how to make puttanesca"

07.03.2026 11:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Taking a year off to be gay call that a sabattycal

07.03.2026 11:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I mean not *yet*, but imminently. She was due on stage a couple minutes ago

07.03.2026 11:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Art history knowers, I have need of you!

Which one of those renaissance bitches painted lots of ringlets? I keep calling my hair "botticelli ringlets" as an homage to Picnic At Hanging Rock but I've been informed it's incorrect

07.03.2026 11:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I am maybe twenty metres away from Grace Jones

07.03.2026 11:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald by the Coward Robert Ford

07.03.2026 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 82 ๐Ÿ” 17 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's invulnerable while he's blastin'!

07.03.2026 11:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's nice to see you repping your fursona x

07.03.2026 11:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What's wrong, Ian-kun? Could it be I've...hoisted your petard?

07.03.2026 11:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Unless they're Dutch

07.03.2026 11:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

needs fins

07.03.2026 11:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God, I wanted lady stoneheart so bad

07.03.2026 10:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are your hot necro tips? I've not unlocked heaps yet but I'm trying to get to drips with her

07.03.2026 09:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That film single handedly made those dresses popular again!

07.03.2026 08:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Uzo Aduba? Yeah that checks out

07.03.2026 08:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

King

07.03.2026 07:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

he did WHAT

Like I knew about him being a right-wing freak but had no idea about the GG stuff

07.03.2026 07:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's short for MAURICE!?

07.03.2026 07:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lisas will pretend not to be trans and then immediately post this shit

07.03.2026 07:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

404 skeet not found

07.03.2026 07:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

God bless nifty dot org, the site that taught me how to fuck

07.03.2026 06:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Womad is pretty sick

07.03.2026 06:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You're the only tyrannical hole i need

07.03.2026 06:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ive got children in my mentions

07.03.2026 06:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HOLE!?

07.03.2026 05:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yes

07.03.2026 05:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0