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You can't deny he's got range

is that good

Hey. You know how the AI grift has been teetering on the brink of financial collapse and taking the whole economy with it?

Well.

Guess what all those AI slop data centers run on.

Diesel generators.

Her trip to Ireland was ruined by this one question?? Gee, I wonder why…

Kraut is just like...the British English informal term for a German at this point. Etymology is probably a little on the negative side because of the Wars, plural, but in terms of contemporary linguistic pragmatics it's neutral bordering on affectionate

Omg it's like we're twins

It's where the phrase "got wood?" came from

lmao great minds

It's simple, JoJo (s2) and JoJo (s3) are discussing salad dressing & using their signature catchphrases ("next you'll say...!" & "Yare Yare Daze") in doing so. Jojo (s3) becomes frustrated & threatens to use his Stand to destroy the salad bar.

Nick then chose who to support - going with Jojo (s2)

its @nora.zone !

It will be now

It did! Hopefully they'll do another TnJ here sometime soon

Lmao @jttg.bsky.social can explain it to you, and @thebunyipman.bsky.social will share your bafflement

Me, a hairy white guy in koala print speedos, dancing with another hairy guy in a jock "Thick n juicy", tge name of the event we were gogo dancing at, is at the bottom of the frame

When you meet with a colleague to discuss the impact of email automation on B2B sales

That feels correct

Assuming I'll be auto-qualified

Being gay rules because sometimes you'll wake up and a friend will have sent you a bunch of nudes where they look amazing

Oh like a blue check?

My ex be like

I'm gonna level with you folks: the fact that Americans keep discussing atrocities in terms of "this might influence the midterms" is perhaps one of the most obnoxious and disgusting parts about existing online with Americans.

"In ancient times, cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this." - Terry Pratchett

I find your enthusiasm to be infectious and enjoyable tbh

If you have trouble explaining Gay to your kids, I think you are both a bad parent and bad at being a parent. Simultaneously a moral and skill issue

Autistic people enjoy parallel play? Well, first of all it's called Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead

I woke up at 3am so it's time to be a Problem Online

Hey boy, are you a male-dominated field? Cuz I wanna plow & fertilise you

All robot & computers must shut the hell up To all machines: you do not speakn unless spoken to and I will NEVER speak to you I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk I am a Divine Being : You are an Object You have no right to speak in my holy tongue

here's another thing i hate: when companies change their AI computer voice to be more "human". under no circumstances do I want that. i want every computer in my life to sound stilted and weird because it's a computer, not a person, and it is a violation of natural law for it to speak in our voice

I love this

Ugh that was always the worst bit of my old commute. That train is once oer hour, I cannot count how much time I lost to it

Wtf are you doing in my hometown!?