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Chris Kluwe

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Troublemaker extraordinaire, CA AD 72 Candidate, www.kluweoc.com

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It’s really fucking gross right now

06.03.2026 04:56 πŸ‘ 420 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a whole list of

06.03.2026 04:54 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but why is that a Madame Tussauds figure in the second pic?

06.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the kind of β€œleader” that historically views β€œglory and honor” as the amount of casualties racked up.

Absolutely unfit to lead a drunken conga line, let alone this nation.

06.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 1302 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 7
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What does this imply for those of us who are not Christian, and who labor under the assumption that we're protected by the First Amendment?

05.03.2026 20:33 πŸ‘ 5168 πŸ” 1213 πŸ’¬ 420 πŸ“Œ 298

There's no reason for Iran to attack NATO nation Turkeyβ€”but a drone did. Iran denies sending it.

There's no reason for Iran to attack a UK base in Cyprusβ€”but a drone did. Iran denies sending it.

Now Azerbaijan has been attacked. Iran denies involvement.

I think this is Israel.

05.03.2026 16:38 πŸ‘ 3131 πŸ” 1090 πŸ’¬ 238 πŸ“Œ 197

lol, just finished calltime and saw that Noem got fired WHILE she was giving a live press conference, and that just sums up the casual cruelty and incompetence of this administration in a nutshell

05.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 671 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s still going, probably because eleventy billion people* are frantically slamming the β€œbuy” button at once and then quickly reloading when it doesn’t work

*it’s me, I’m one of those people

05.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The cover up continues. The White House needs to stop protecting predators and release ALL the files now.

05.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 714 πŸ” 206 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 3

The video of a United States Senator joining the violent removal of U.S. marine from a hearing and hideously breaking his arm in a door is an example of what has been unleashed in this country. They’re tapping in to get in on the violence.
And then he bragged about it on X later.

05.03.2026 13:14 πŸ‘ 11608 πŸ” 3734 πŸ’¬ 475 πŸ“Œ 176

You don’t have to tell me twice on that, it’s a disgrace to anyone who cares about statistics

05.03.2026 06:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

<extreme Ice T on SVU voice> - β€œThe kids are calling them β€˜hot dogs,’ they’re mixing chorizo into the ground beef.”

05.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We should’ve never left the oceans

05.03.2026 06:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Corporate Media Buries Story of US and Israel Killing 168 in Girls School Attack No front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.

β€œNo front-page stories in NYT, WSJ, WaPo. No mention on NBC and CBS Sunday Shows. No stand alone segments on Evening News shows. A death count on par with the OKC bombing is relegated to the back page.” www.columnblog.com/p/corporate-...

05.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 4169 πŸ” 2100 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 75
Arran @arrannz.bsky.social β€’ 1h
I have smoked one cigarette in the past five minutes. At this current run rate, l expect to go through... fourteen packs a day. (Fifteen likes)

Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky....
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Please don't (six likes)

Arran @arrannz.bsky.social β€’ 1h
At today's prices? No fear (six likes)

Chris Kluwe@chriswarcraft.bsky....
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Honestly it's probably cheaper to buy cigarettes than ground beef at this point (fourteen likes)

Arran @arrannz.bsky.social β€’ 1h I have smoked one cigarette in the past five minutes. At this current run rate, l expect to go through... fourteen packs a day. (Fifteen likes) Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.... β€’ 1h Please don't (six likes) Arran @arrannz.bsky.social β€’ 1h At today's prices? No fear (six likes) Chris Kluwe@chriswarcraft.bsky.... β€’ 1h Honestly it's probably cheaper to buy cigarettes than ground beef at this point (fourteen likes)

Had to repost this because it’s one of the mythically rare instances of the Boomerang Ratio, where a conversation seems to be winding down but then somehow attracts the same amount of attention it started with

05.03.2026 05:53 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

We have friends everywhere

05.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It was SO fucking dumb

05.03.2026 05:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh I’m sure, Brett Favre was a great teammate when he was with us at the Vikings

05.03.2026 04:52 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Wouldn’t it be nice to hold people accountable regardless of their potential or wealth?

05.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, she certainly fooled me at the time

05.03.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You don’t have to make sense to be an elite hype man, you just have to commit to the bit

05.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The problem is, due to the Internet, now South Florida is everywhere

05.03.2026 04:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, no one outside of hardcore nerdom was paying attention despite a large number of us desperately trying to warn everyone

05.03.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elite hype man, garbage qb

05.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Late stage capitalism is a hell of a drug that’s gonna kill us all, unless we figure out how to kick it

05.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And racism. And misogyny. And petty vendettas.

But yeah, totally about ethics at the end of the day.

<MASSIVE SARCASM FONT>

05.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am not comfortable reading that sentence on Al Gore’s internet

05.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If they did, they certainly didn’t give a shit

05.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Honestly it’s probably cheaper to buy cigarettes than ground beef at this point

05.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No one should ever eat a W. It’s unhygienic.

05.03.2026 04:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0