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Jesper Alf ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

@jalf.dk

Rรฆverรธd Nรธrrebrodreng, feminist, nรธrd/softwareudvikler. Kan faktisk vรฆre ganske rar, og er kun sur nรฅr der er grund til det ๐Ÿ˜  Formerly known as https://twitter.com/jalfd He/him

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This is silly. You're living in a culmination of circumstances easily traceable back to the foundation of the nation, and future historians will look at its complexity the same way they look at the clusterfuck that lead to WWI.

07.03.2026 20:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Merz Warns of Economic Damage Due to โ€˜Endlessโ€™ War Against Iran German Chancellor Friedrich Merz warned the US and Israel against waging an โ€œendless warโ€ against Iran that could lead to the disintegration of the whole Middle Eastern state, a new migration crisis i...

Fascinating to watch ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท, then ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง, then ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น, now ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช start to acknowledge what ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ's government recognised from the very start: the Trump-Netanyahu war on Iran is a reckless intervention conducted without regard for rules of war and without a strategy for what comes next.

www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

06.03.2026 16:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 218 ๐Ÿ” 120 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

Yes, donโ€™t blame the country founded on genocide, slavery and white supremacy. Russia and *only* Russia is to blame. Putin made SCOTUS elect Bush in 2000. Gaza was Putin. Jim Crow was Putin, as was Citizens United and Vietnam.

Every vas thing your country has done was really Russiaโ€™s fault.

07.03.2026 23:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Really? I seem to recall the same guy got elected in 2016.

And the party of the woman with a record of competence found it beyond the pale that some expected them to abide by international law. Perhaps the problem runs a tiny bit deeper. Maybe it didnโ€™t start in 2024.

07.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I tend to think itโ€™ll look pretty straightforward to future historians. Taking into account the countryโ€™s history since its founding, and especially in the last 30 years? Yeah, checks out.

I think theyโ€™ll be puzzled by why the rest of the population allowed it to happen though.

07.03.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

By this logic a carrot, a washing machine or your childs first drawing are all conscious too.

I think some of these AI people might not be very smart.

07.03.2026 19:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Good thing no schools full of brown children got bombed during Bidens presidency

07.03.2026 19:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIt is not the job of a presidential candidate to get people to vote for herโ€

No wonder America ended up in this mess

07.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Humanity runs on spite lmao

07.03.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 473 ๐Ÿ” 122 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

80 Days is a wonderful little game and you should play it if you havenโ€™t

07.03.2026 12:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Weird how this keeps happening

07.03.2026 12:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The real insanity is that people take a phenomenon that has been happening since Reagan and try to pretend it is *only* about Trump and in no way indicative of a problem with US society

07.03.2026 10:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 6580 ๐Ÿ” 1481 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Why are you lying?

06.03.2026 23:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/pook...

At the same time they drift further and further away from being able to effectively communicate since the chatbot will yes, and them no matter what they say.

When they think about that party last week, they will remember it as not just a party -- but a celebration.

06.03.2026 22:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 97 ๐Ÿ” 12 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good thing Israel doesnโ€™t imprison, torture or execute people.

06.03.2026 22:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Nothing more hurtful than discovering what you thought was a deep friendship is fake

Nothing more hurtful than discovering what you thought was a deep friendship is fake

Totally normal thing for Senior Counsel at DOJ to tweet out at 2am

06.03.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2239 ๐Ÿ” 280 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 66 ๐Ÿ“Œ 77

I genuinely can't figure out if everyone at Anthropic has had their brains completely rotted away by exposure to LLMs, or if they're just cynically making this shit up to convince the gullible that their product is more than it is

06.03.2026 16:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Exactly 1 post to go from "Israel is blackmailing Trump into this" to express and wild antisemitic noticing, must be a coincidence

06.03.2026 16:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 279 ๐Ÿ” 23 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But both of those statements are objectively true? I donโ€™t see what purpose is served by pretending that what is happening now is caused solely by one singular man.

We can say that Trumpโ€™s actions are abnormal without whitewashing Americaโ€™s history

06.03.2026 16:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2006: donโ€™t be evil
2016: but really, what *is* evil?
2026: meet your new assistant Evi Lยฎ delivering +225% ROI on prison labor

06.03.2026 10:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 619 ๐Ÿ” 148 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Amid Iran war, will Russia exploit Ukraine's shortage of Patriot missiles? Zelenskyy says more US-made Patriot defence systems were used in three days of the Iran war than in Ukraine since 2022.

Zelenskyy says more US-made Patriot defence systems were used in three days of the Iran war than in Ukraine since 2022.

06.03.2026 12:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 164 ๐Ÿ” 85 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

Now the US Treasury is giving India a 30-day pause on sanctions to buy millions of barrels of Russian oil. Every day this war goes on is literally strengthening the Russian economy while simultaneously depleting missile defenses available for Ukraine in the upcoming Russian summer offensive.

06.03.2026 02:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 59 ๐Ÿ” 34 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Lammy is asked if UK forces are attacking sites in Iran. He confirms that yes, if we anticipate being attacked by Iran, we can attack sites there

See how it works. We 'defensively' stop Iran retaliating after being attacked by the US/Israel, they respond so we start bombing them

06.03.2026 08:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 123 ๐Ÿ” 60 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22 ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

What a country

06.03.2026 09:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A story which doesnโ€™t state the strike *happened*, just that (implicitly evil and unreliable) Iranian state media *claims* it did?

Gosh yes, you sure showed them

06.03.2026 08:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Youโ€™re saying they bombed a girls school knowing it was a girls school and intending to hit a girls school then

06.03.2026 08:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I really try to be a "now that you're on board, here's what you do" person but bro come on, this cannot possibly be news to you

06.03.2026 07:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 96 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
We apologise to people with screen readers: this is a flowchart aimed at answering the question "Which Greek Philosopher Are You?" 
First question is: "Do you prefer the indoors or outdoors?" If you choose "indoors", the next question is "Do you feel disdain for the common man?" If Yes, you're Plato. If No, you're Aristotle.

If you reply "Outdoors", the follow-up is "Do you enjoy masturbating in public?" If yes, you're Diogenes. If no, the next question is, "Do you like crowds?" If yes, you're Socrates. If no, you are asked "Porch or garden?" If your reply is "Porch", you're Zeno; if it's "Garden", you're Epicurus.

We apologise to people with screen readers: this is a flowchart aimed at answering the question "Which Greek Philosopher Are You?" First question is: "Do you prefer the indoors or outdoors?" If you choose "indoors", the next question is "Do you feel disdain for the common man?" If Yes, you're Plato. If No, you're Aristotle. If you reply "Outdoors", the follow-up is "Do you enjoy masturbating in public?" If yes, you're Diogenes. If no, the next question is, "Do you like crowds?" If yes, you're Socrates. If no, you are asked "Porch or garden?" If your reply is "Porch", you're Zeno; if it's "Garden", you're Epicurus.

Couldn't trace this back to a definitive creator, but: Epicurus all the way, bro

06.03.2026 06:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 91 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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As Israel invades Lebanon, occupies more Lebanese territory, bombs the capital, murders civilians & terrorises hundreds of thousands of people there, president Macron urges Hezbollah to stop attacking Israel.

06.03.2026 06:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 155 ๐Ÿ” 67 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11